out of all the members here

[_sideways_]

....out of all the members...lurkers...trolls...

We can't manage to post a real lay story?

But it is happening out there...but not in here too often...

What's that mean?

 

[Lotus Effect]

Quit the drugs man...

They are getting the best of you!

 

[_sideways_]

Ok....muito obrigado. ...ouvi

 

[Starfvcks 64]

I can post a lay report from like 2 nights ago and I can post one from tomorrow night but I wouldn't do that because it's basic shlt. It's nothing special, just a handsome young man with a smooth tongue relying on my looks and wearing a long sleeve shirt to cover my lack of muscles.
There is one classic trick that I use to get my mind confident when I am about to attempt to fvck close:
I tell the girl "you know, you are kind of hot/cute/sexy"

The reason it's such a good line is because no matter how hot, or how "unique" the girl is, they all respond exactly the same: "j-just kind of?"

That puts my mind at ease and everything is incredibly easy after that.
If a girl said anything other than "j-just kind of?" I would know there is a penls under that dress.

 

[_sideways_]

That's a good line....

 

[Atom Smasher]

I laid some tile in my bathroom just last night.

 

[Dgwizdal]

I'm not here to read the details about guys banging - seems pretty gay. I understand a crazy story but average lays or regular game stories is just not appealing to me. Go read 50 shades of gray?

Do you guys want the juicy details from diaries of my c0ck?

 

[Poonani Maker]

Had one last night, her as5 stank, mommy of 3, shriveled droopy t!ts, fat pvssy, nice as5 (shape, not smell), redhead, fit except for the mommy ugliness all throughout the front of her from the neck down. Women can appear so hot or shapely with clothes on, but get them naked and you'll be disappointed 50% of the time. She has a poor diet too, chips ahoy, McDonalds, etc, just a snotty little b!tch, trash, not married of course. When I first met her, she was not like you'd think, seemed more innocent and "good" but I could tell she was trash, and I wanted a fvck.

 

[TheCWord]

I actually like that the lay reports are kept to a moderate level around here. Keeps the focus on the stuff that gets you the lay rather than the lay itself.

The only time I'd click on a lay report is if it was from a regular on here who was just starting out and had been struggling with women for a long time. To see that they've used the stuff on here to turn it all around is great. Always good to celebrate each other's successes.

For the rest of us on a steady diet of regular sex, it's just locker room bragging unless you can frame it as a lesson. I.e. It's a type of girl I always struggled with but got the lay this way. Or, this one thing that we always talk about on SoSuave led to sex and this is how. Make it a teachable lay.

Recent Example: Naturally demonstrating high value led to a lay. Chatted up a girl at a streetcar stop about 6-8 months ago. Got her number but she had a boyfriend. Forgot about her. Last week I was on a streetcar and a crazy guy was standing over a pregnant woman and her young child. He wasn't harassing her necessarily but he was being really intense, talking about how he's seen a man get killed, and just clearly making her feel very nervous. I walked over, put myself between them, and told him I think his stop's coming up. If he tried sticking his head over my shoulder to talk to her I said he was done talking to her. He eventually got off.

Anyway, later that night I got a text from that girl who I'd met 6-8 months ago. She said she was on the streetcar that afternoon and saw a guy who looked like me saving a woman from a crazy man. Told her ya that was me. This girl was gushing! Going on about how everyone else on the streetcar was whispering about how good a guy I was, she jokingly called me a "hero" etc.

So she came over that night and was basically dripping wet from the moment she came in the door. We banged it out three times. Nothing had changed in those 6-8 months, she still has a boyfriend. What was different was that I came across looking like a man and got other people on that streetcar singing my praises.

And I didn't step in to help out a woman in trouble to impress anybody. I'm no white knight. I wasn't trying to pick up the pregnant mom and I didn't even know this other girl was there. That's just part of my character, and if there's one thing I hope this site encourages you to do it's to build your character.

 

[PeasantPlayer]

I went to a improv show....***** does not run my life

 

[adam225]

I've just layed a dump in my toilet....

I'm not into this "field report" stuff personally. I see it as putting too much effort and care into women. I never read them, & I never will.

Got more important things to do, like improve myself for my benefit.

 

[NewToTheGame]

I've had about 25 different women since I became a member here.

The thing is, while the experiences were usually fun for me, I don't think they are that entertaining or instructional to others. Because, when you get laid, everything goes right. There is no analyzing or "figuring out" to do afterwards.

And they all pretty much happen the same way. See a girl, talk to her, be confident, isolate, escalate, deal with LMR, logistics, etc.

To me, this site is more about helping myself and other guys deal with the mental aspects of modern female-male relationships. How to let your ego go, keep negative women out of your life, and be a better man. (Or whatever you are looking for in particular).

The actual lay reports are typically kind of boring. And if you've done it more than a few times, you pretty much know all the scenarios anyway. Met a girl at a party, in a bar, during the day. Said some funny ****. She dug me. Did some activity. Went back to her/my place. Some LMR. Had sex. For X number of hours.

And that's all well and good. But I think where this site is useful, at least for me, is the before and after.

In other words... before: dressing properly, working out, looking good, and having a productive life that creates a positive mindset to talk to women. And after: not being needy, spotting a negative woman, deciphering low IL, and being a confident man.

The in-between, or the "lay report" is the easiest part of the whole experience. It doesn't really require putting in words. Boy and girl like each other, they have sex. Its the preparation and the aftermath that are the trickier subjects.