There was this girl I been trying to woo for sometime. This other guy took her away. Guess what? I realized she's a total b!tch. She's petty and she's flirted with me, but once she hit me on the side of my face, and bruised it for a week. And also today she stabbed me with a pencil. I literally had to take out the lead from my leg. It's been like this for sometime. She would flirt and hold my hand every once in awhile, etc., but she would hit me hard sometimes, too. And me, growing up with my mom, learned chivalry. Some guys that went out with her also say that she plays too much. Well, that SOB got stuck with a b!tch of premium quality! And he gave me a look at a Don Juan at work, which landed me two dates before school ended. That's all I needed, an example and this site. I just realized all of this. Wow, just had to get that off my back.
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Out Don Juaned
- Thread starter Aureliano
- Start date
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Don Juan
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Don Juan
dude ever heard of neg's or ur still in ur illussional world worshipping and adoring her,lol snap outa that dreams..and be a man
[S]alvatore
Master Don Juan
Thank you for that worthless post. Now begone troll.