"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Our good loving Dr Oz gets a swine flu shot! Eeexcelent.

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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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EDIT. After snooping around the MA government page, it turns out that there are in fact NO mandatory vaccinationlaws in the works, and the whole thing was an internet hoax. It was in PDF form, so I couldnt copy and paste the actual memo.
 
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Did you see the second link?

Massachusetts legislators want the Governor to pass the law concerning unlawful and forced vaccinations if he declares the state in a national emergency. Non medical personnel (police officers) are authorized to come into your home and give you a shot.

Where did you hear that this was a hoax?
 

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http://www.mass.gov/Eeohhs2/docs/dph/cdc/flu/swine_commissioner_memo_%20re_false_rumors_of_mandatory_vaccination.pdf

This is the actual massachussetts government link. Thank God its fake. I was getting HEATED up about it!

On the other thread, i cut and pasted a document, and they put a link to the mass. government page, but the link doesnt work, so I snooped around a little, and found out it was a hoax, so they say, anyway.

It seemed a little too blatant of stealing our rights, but I didnt think for a second it was all faked.
 

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They won't force you to take it, but they were talking about making ARREST you if you didn't take it. Apparently a lot of people across the country were fired from their jobs because flu shots were mandatory.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Mandatory vaccinations are coming, there is just a lot of double talking on this subject. First they say it's coming, then they say they never said it. Health care workings have to take it already, and if they don't they are fired. Seriously, all of you idiots remind me of this.
 
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