"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yeah i am retarted--j/j*

yes i know i was stupid for not taking it further..
i wanted to a few times because she had her hand like 2 inches for my c0ck..and while we were just driving around she had my hand over her crotch..lol..

but see i have a wonderful excuse--i dont know how to make the move when she does something like that* do i say something or let my fingers do the talking?

she was kissing me really passionately when we were on her bed and she was touching my face..

trust me, i know i will have another chance because this girl really likes me, when i went into her room she had my name written on 2 pieces of paper and all decorated on her wall.. i walked in and i was like: hey look.. then i turned around and i was like: hey look theres my name again..

plus she wouldnt let me go home that night, she just wanted me to stay and sleep in her bed :D

but give me some ideas on how ot get into her pants! ..haha..
im pretty sure she would let me so i might as well..
shes never been with anyone or did anytign with any guys.. plus her mom told me she was a virgin and some guy asked her to screw and she told him No, and her mom was like: i bet if u asked she probably would.. i was like:"SWEET"!!!!

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Are you kidding me? KISS HER, use your hands on her body, stimulate zones, start removing her clothes...
 

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i was kissing her and rubbing her ass at the same time and i would move my hands around towards the front and like rub the front of her legs(towards her pu$$) but i wasnt sure how comfortable she was with it.. how can i tell if shes comfortable? and when your kissing on her and rubbing on her do you just start taking off her clothes?

fill me in! because i have never doen anything with a girl and im not sure how to do it.. fill me in
 

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If she didn't like it she would have removed your hand or told you to stop... Listen to her breathing and bodylanguage, does she breathe more sensually or arroused, does she thrust certain bodyparts like her breasts, does she tilt her head, close her eyes? Stuff like that. Normally you can start helping her off with the top etc... Some girls will start removing their clothes themselves if you keep them waiting too long :p
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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lmao..
her body language: here's what she did...

1)moaning.
2)her legs were moving back and forth, but she had one of my legs between her legs rubbing her crotch on my leg.
3)she had her breats up against my body.
4)when i started kissing on her neck she sorta raised her back up closed her eyes and her breasts were up in the air.
5)kept her eyes closed the whole time, i looked..hehe..
6)rubbing on my chest.
7)she had her hand like 2 inches from my c0ck..

but all thats not relevant if you dont know what to do...
how do i do it? i mean i want to mess around with her but i just dont know how to do it... give me some advice guys..i need it..

i havent talked ot her since that night, im going to call her after i get out of my college classes tomorrow and see whats up*

but advice would be great! i need advice on what to do, hwo to do it...etc..
 
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