"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Other canned fish

bud_2005

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I see everyone eats there share of tuna but there are many kinds of canned fish you can find. Salmon, crab, herring, and sardines are some examples. Are those just as good or is tuna what I should stick to?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Andromax

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tuna is good cause its cheap. Salmon is like $2-5 a can. Its good though!

Sardines are salty as hell.
 

oakraiderz2

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I think tuna is much better than canned salmon. Tuna in oil= awesomeness
 

Throttle

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i find canned salmon -- even alaskan sockeye (which I love grilled, poached, fried or nearly anything else) -- to be totally nasty compared to any variety of tuna. smells rotten to me.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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