"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Try not to get wet.
theres nothing special about osama. he's the muslim version of pat roberts.
he likes to talk about how the US is repeating the mistakes of the past (ie. vietnam, russia, etc.) - ummm hello dimwit, ever heard of the christian crusades and using God as an excuse to kill innocent people?
i was pretty unimpressed with his speech. one moment hes saying how possibly over 650,000 iraqis have been killed and how there are countless orphans and widows, then in the next sentence hes talkign about how US soldiers are losing the war and are committing suicide and crying.
which is it f*ckface, are they losing or winning? sounds to me if they've lost 3,000 and the enemy has lost 650,000 then, based on body count, they are winning. the are 'losing' only in teh respect that to americans 3,000 is 3,000 too many.
personally i think the US strategy was put together by injecting a retarded monkey with crack cocain and interpreting the ensuing feces thrown on the wall and ceilings.
but at the same time, osama is equally as retarded. he's a moron if he thinks his rants about Allah and the evil west will change anything. and he's hypocritical to call people in the middle east 'free' because they pay a 2.5% tax.
if bush and osama want to know why the world is so messed up and why stupid things like wars and buildings get blown up all they have to do is look in the mirror for hte answer. its becuase we have egotistical monkey f*ckers running the show.
oh, one last thing, osama pointing out the corruptness of capitalism on the general populous is hysterical. why dont you just call the sky blue? you think people are going to start listening to you cuz you are fighting against hte big corporations and for the average joe? with all due respect, we've got plenty of people already fighting that battle, and they are doing it without blowing up buildings.
i tell ya, i'd like kick both bush and osama in the nuts for being such morons.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Lately, Osama has been openly supporting socialism. Imo, socialism is very un-DJ, and therefore Osama is evil on that basis alone. (On top of that, he also hijacks airplanes and murders people.)
We, on the other hand, fight to make the world safe for democracy. It's not American democracy that's destroying the world; it's communism, socialism, feminism, and weakness within men!
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Everything you guys get is controlled info and lies - wake up!!!! You are being bamboozled, hoodwinked, led astray!!!
Everything you know is through the tube - meaning you know nothing -- others are creating your reality!!! Turn off your tubes - you are being brainwashed!!!!
This was told to us 30 years ago - "Network" "Im mad as hell!!" speech... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5Gf0VKXk5Q
Especially Osama
He references recent events in this last video, events which took place within the past few months. I wish that b@stard were dead.
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When the fvck is your flight out to the cave in Pakistan? Praise Allah, that fvcking c0cksucker, you don't end up in a building on the ride there.Stuntmann said:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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I wouldn't ordinarily believe it but Fox News said it so...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,41576,00.html
Also, Bin Laden was on Dialysis. Kind of difficult to lug a dialysis machine around the mountains of Afghanistan/Pakistan.
I guess you get into a catch 22 listening to a bozo like Bin Laden. Well if he says to do one thing, we think we should do the opposite. If we do the opposite we might be playing right into his hands. I guess one way to avoid any of these crazies is to have a decent foreign policy. Ah well...
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Obsidian said:
So in other words osama is an AFC?
lmao
Everyone doesn't want to be wiretapped, and we find out why, as in the case of the ACLU lawyer and his love of child porn. They are leading the fight against the Patriot Act so groups can plan terrorist acts and download kiddie porn.
Face it if you have nothing to hide you dont have to worry about being spyed upon. Who are you to think your life is so important that the government is watching you.
The US is like any other country it has its good and its bad. But you never get so many opportunities as here. Try it in another country. Get back to me when you become a big success there. It won't happen. For the most part other countries tend to protect their own. There are places in countries like Japan that they don't even let foreigners in. Are you going to become a millionaire there? Highly doubtful. The best you might do is get laid alot by the locals.
Osama is one ant that is from a violent group that hasn't changed since they started the Crusades. Remember the Muslims did initiate the first Crusades. This isn't well documented, but it is true.
Osama: His mind is pretty simple. He is like alot of us. He thinks his way is better than anothers. He just wants to force people to change their way to his and killing people is fine.
Alot of you on here probably think you have all the answers on foreign policy, how to run a country, how to get huge, how to get rich, how to get the girls.
In reality wisdom is in knowing we don't have all the answers and becoming paranoid, or demonizing other people including our own government isn't the solution.
If you aren't part of the solution, you are part of the problem.
Acting crazy and blaming your country isn't part of a solution. Partisan hacks are creating chaos in the news and in our lives. Thats why it's time to tune out the stupid news and live a life of honor yourself and work hard. Tune out the negativity and work to make things better in this order, your own live, your families, your friends, your local community.
Thats being part of the solution.
Fox news didn't say he was dead. Read the first sentence of the story: Usama bin Laden has died a peaceful death due to an untreated lung complication, the Pakistan Observer reported, citing a Taliban leader who allegedly attended the funeral of the Al Qaeda leader.triumvirate said:
So let's see, Fox is only conveying a story that a Pakistan newspaer reported, who got the story from an unnamed Taliban leader who "claims" to have attended the funeral. Sounds like a trail of tenuous BS to me.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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Either Osama is dead or staying in a luxury suite somewhere probably in Pakistan. He couldn't hide out in a cave for five years since he has health problems and he's a spoiled billionaire brat.Last Man Standing said:
its the root of greed, lust, envy, jealousy, etc.
its what causes the guy to beat his wife, what causes the wife to cheat, etc.
and that thing is EGO.
people really get carried away with their ego in this world. they latch on to silly egotistical ideas and then act on them.
osama doesn't really believe what hes doing is in the name of allah.
bush doesnt really believe hes bringing freedom to the world
the cheating wife doesnt really believe shes innocent.
the abusive husband doesnt really believe hes justified.
these are all things they use as excuses to excuse their endulgance in EGO driven behaviors.
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What? He led an army of mujahadin to defeat Red Army. He's anything but a spoiled billionaire brat. He is very fvcking good. He demands respect.
Man, I'm not for him or anything like that, just giving props to the man who deserves them.
I wouldn't say he "led" the mujahadin, it's not like he was the Tommy Franks of Afghanistan, he was just one guy amongst many. In fact some of the videos where you see him shooting that AK-47, he looks like he's never held a gun in his life.Stuntmann said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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