"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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orgie with 2 hands and 10 fingers, a computer monitor and a bottle of purel.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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picard said:
some clubs do interrogate the woman to be certain she is your gf. They will know if you try to bluff them. The bouncer will kick you out so fast before your eyes blink.

Clubs clearly stated that the woman has to be gf or wife. No woman =no access to club.
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"if anybody asks, your my girlfriend"

I know a few of the AFC's here have heard that line before, and got all giddy over it. The girls love it too, even thouhg THEY know it's just a lie. Just make sure you know eachothers names, and say she is living at your house... common law rockz tha house

though when I first responded to you, I thought you were talking about parties though, those places you just need a woman.
 
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I tried to get in an orgy once but I didn't have the proper moustache and was denied.

You guys ever seen Real Sex on HBO? From what I've seen orgies in reality appear to be a dense collection of utterly repusive fat fvcks slobbering all over and wearing leather. I'll pass on that noise.
 
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