"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Orgasms

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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WTF kind of question is this?

Anyone who answers this question has to horrible in the sack.
 
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I'm sure that you have a lot of sex so i'll keep it short.

Girls like it when you go as fast as you can and be as quick as you can. Thats from my experience of course.
 
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Doc Freezy said:
Girls like it when you go as fast as you can and be as quick as you can. Thats from my experience of course.
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This is good advice. Another thing: always come on their face. The trick is not to tell them beforehand.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Proselytiser said:
^ Yeah. The easiest way to trick them into doing this, is be going at it doggy and just before you ***, pull out and spit on her back. She turns around and... wa la
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Lol you won't see her again
 
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