Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Orgasmic Workout

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While standing, lift your woman by her thighs. Have her wrap her legs around your waist. Bend your knees slightly and keep your arms around her waist. Before you know it, you will be gaining strength and stamina. This exercises your biceps. Standing up will excesses your hamstrings.

Equivalent in gym:

Bicep curls

Squats or lunges

Again, for this one, you will also be standing up. Find a flat surface that you can lay her down on. This surface should be as high as your pelvis. I would suggest a table top.

Have her spread her legs on the table. You should insert your penis as if you were attempting to do a missionary position. This position will drive both of you mad. This will feel great for both of you. You can take a break and stand on the balls of your feet if you like. Make sure you don't get too relaxed and go limp.

What are you working out?

Standing on your toes will work your calves.

Resting on your feet will work your hamstrings.

Equivalent in gym: Calf raises Squats or lunges

Having her be on top is a great way to work out. Though I have to say, that when my woman is on top, the last thing I am thinking about is getting a good work out. Well, that isn't all true, I think of my penis that is getting worked out. Have her ride you both go into pure ecstasy. While she is doing this, lift your head from whatever surface it is on. Kind of like how you would if you were doing sit ups. You will feel the burn in no time if you haven't worked out in awhile. Try not to pull any muscles in your neck. Not only would this be embarrassing, but it hurts like hell. She will think you are about to orgasm, you will be in so much pain you will think you are going to go nuts.

What are you working out?

Your abs?

Equivalent in gym: Crunches

Again, you will need your woman to be on top. It is easy to be spoiled when your lover is on top all the time. While she is on top, only your shoulders and feet should be touching the ground. Arch your back so are in a 90 degree angle. This is a great work out and you will feel it in no time.

What are you working?

Your gluteus maximums (your ass)

Your hamstrings

Equivalent in gym: Squats Lunges

These are just a few of the work outs you can do in bed. If you don't feel like going to the gym one day, this is a great way to excesses. I wouldn't suggest that you do it very often. Once a week max for this type of love making.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by Captain Popular
lol yeah i think so.
Your "workout" is not only stupid but wouldn't do sh*t for anyone's physique.

Stop being a wussball and get to the gym.
 

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***** i get more ***** than your AFC ass, so suck another **** you bobblehead and get out my face.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Captain Popular, Real men who have sex approach sex as a workout. (Yes you're one of those real men, FOR NOW) I like how CP outlined what muscles are worked out according to what position.

I think girls like it the most when you are carrying her (the first exercise you talked about) or on top of her, to them that is a masculine position. If you have any other "positions" that work out a typical set of muscles or even a group of them that'd be cool.
 

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Real men approach sex as sex. They approach going to the gym and lifting weights a workout.

Wanna know a great position to get your muscles working? Try putting your hands around her hips, lifting her up half military press style so that she can her legs around you and her arms around your neck, walk her over to the door, put her back against it, and start ramming it in her. It's best when you wake up her neighbors/roomies.
 

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Nice I commend you on this, now open the book of kama sutra and eliminate the useless, translate the useful... and give us some more mind-blowing workouts...

I am definitely going to be applying some of what I've learned from this post to my next 'workout'. Hell next time I go to the gym, I'll ask for a critique.
 

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This thread doesn't belong in this forum, because this forum is basically for people who aren't getting any, so this just adds insult to injury.

Oh and Merry ChristmaKwanzanukah!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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i love this thread so much i just might buy it a drink
 
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