"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Oral Sex (for her)

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My first post is one of inquisition with regards to performing oral sex on a woman...

How much does she enjoy it, really? Compared to penetration.

How do you enjoy it?

What does it taste like?

How likely is she to return the favor?

Other comments are welcome.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Ace of Flames

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Yes. Both are great for them.

Depends if you like to please your woman.

Depends on the girl, as well as how clean she is that day.

If you do it right, 100%.

Please tease. Girls like that. Trust me.
 

thatguyjamalx

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She'll show you signs if she's enjoying it, Chix tell me that they love getting eaten out (as much as possible) but would rather a sex session, if they had the option.

How do you enjoy it? I don't know, you just do. Its like pizza, even when it's bad it's still pretty good.

It tastes salty.

Make sure you verbally contract that $hit before you go down her, or other wise she'll try and wriggle out of it, and you'll never get a heady. Infact make sure YOU get a blow job FIRST.

Oh and make sure to bust a nut in her mouth.
happy days.
 

young_gun

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At least in my experience, most girls have never really had GOOD oral sex. Google "cunnilingus" and get some tips before you go about it. Trust me, if you do it well the first time, you'll probably be doing it a lot. :D

When I do it, I like to go slow at first and tease her a bit. A lot of guys go straight for the cl!t, which isn't what you want to do off the bat. You'll want to get to it eventually, but for about 3-5 minutes don't give it any contact.

Once you tell she's starting to get really horny, take your thumb and lift the skin off her cl!t and go to town on it. I like to go slow at first, giving it small, short licks and then I use "the alphabet technique" on it. I'm sure you'll find this on your google search. After I do that a few times, I'll stick a few (usually 2) fingers inside her and finger her at the same time.

If you do this, she'll return the favor. LOL. She always does.
 
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