"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Opportunity to date a celebrity musician. HELP!

Kalel21

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Hi all,

Met this chick in a hotel here where i am staying. I will not give the name of where I met her or how I came accross here but I do have the opportunity to do a musician at the hotel I am staying at.

She is not an American musician as a matter of fact she is an african musician. She is well known in this country for sure. Comes on National TV and and boast of so called internet fans. But I think few americans will know her. She is quite arrogant and when I saw here the second time she remembered my name.

I just boldly took the number but haven't called her in 4 days. though i see her almost everyday.

any info is great
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Jeffst1980

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Agreed--you've already got her on a pedestal, based on the title of the thread.

Entertainment is a JOB, and just because someone's job has a byproduct of some degree of fame doesn't mean they are somehow superhuman. In fact, the more time you spend interacting with a celebrity, the more common they appear; their image is largely an illusion.

I'm willing to bet she has a backup singer that's hotter than her and less stuck up.
 

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Bump the other two guys.

Act like you deserve it. Act like you've been there before.

Don't kiss her ass, no breaks. She will appreciate it big time.
 

Kalel21

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i sent her a txt message. no reply...

its a dead chase.

no point
 
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