"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Opportunities you just had to let go

snowdog

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Sometimes it happens. Last night was such a bad one i had to post it.

I was riding the bus to the city on my own. It was around 9pm. There is this national party tonight. I saw two girls sitting a few rows in front of me in the bus. I just sat myself down behind them and asked where they where going. After a few minutes of conversation i could tell they where into me and asked me to join them. Sadly, i had a deal with my mates to party in a different city (bro's before ho's, that's my style. Ps. sorry to use that horrible slang, but it just describes it so well). So both of us dissappointed, we left it at that conversation. It was still a nice ego-boost for me though, these two hot chicks asking me to come along with them.



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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ValleyDJing

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Snow Plowman said:
From girls asking to see my dik....
Whoa bro...whats the problem with that? Why'd you have to let that opportunity go?

Once again, fuk bros before hos (unless its something important like a wedding or something). Real bros let you get laid.
 
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the first time i went to a mall sarging with my best friend, we pulled 2 girls that were also friends, they were ok, so they asked us to go to a club that was across the street, i declined because i already had plans with my gf (i didnt tell them though)

i felt like a complete fool, but hey they werent as hot though
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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16 year old begging me to take her virginity. She even gave me an example of how she would moan for me. I was 17 at the time but I passed on it because I had a LTR. Stupid me.
 

Snow Plowman

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ValleyDJing said:
Whoa bro...whats the problem with that? Why'd you have to let that opportunity go?

Once again, fuk bros before hos (unless its something important like a wedding or something). Real bros let you get laid.
...Couldn't raise to occasion :crackup:

I've banned the hand ever since
 

ValleyDJing

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Snow Plowman said:
...Couldn't raise to occasion :crackup:

I've banned the hand ever since

Wanted em to see you in all your glory if you were gonna do it huh?

Go big or go home?! lol! :crackup: Can't say I blame you.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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