"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Opinions: What would you say to your girl finding another woman's hair in your room?

Sexual

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1. It wasn't me!

I throw lots of parties, so it's a bit easier unless the chick is relentlessly... nuts. "Women come in here all the time during get-togethers..."

I was thinking today about ****y funny, but none good enough to work on most chicks and not just the really slow ones.

(also, anything to add about them finding jewelry or hair clips would be good too)
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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chinwaggler

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say 'i didn't know you dyed your hair'

or explain why it's there

or say she's accusing you of being a loner?
 

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why dont u just tell her the truth and if she gets mad she can bounce and you can easily get a new chick.
 

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DJDamage said:
How about you clean your house once in a while before a chick is coming over and you won't have those kind of problems.

^^^ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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DJDamage said:
How about you clean your house once in a while before a chick is coming over and you won't have those kind of problems.
Did you come up with that idea by yourself?
 

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shrug my shoulders and tell her to forget about it

that expresses my real opinion about it

if she persists i'd ask why she's being so damn nosy and then ask why she thinks i'm not allowed to have friends over

after that its in fates hands and gotta bring her back to my side if she doesnt believe me.. but the issue is dropped after this point regardless.
 

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The worst is when she knows the chick whose hair it is. :nervous:

btw, women leave hair everywhere. Check your pillows, bed, and the bathroom. A lot of married guys get caught cheating when their wives clean the filter on the pool or hot tub.
 

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DJDamage said:
How about you clean your house once in a while before a chick is coming over and you won't have those kind of problems.

Man it's not easy. Those hairs turn up in odd places and when you least expect them no matter how you clean. It's one of the pet peeves I have with women coming or especially sleeping over.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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DJDamage said:
How about you clean your house once in a while before a chick is coming over and you won't have those kind of problems.
Exactly
 
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