"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Naughty Ninja

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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AAAgggggggghhhhhhh!!!! LMFAO That sht looks like it was filmed in a trailer park, first the guy needs to clean his rack before making videos, then has to get out of the 1950's and realize women work differently now. Player was right on ALL counts. This guy is old and bitter. and likely fat boy's uncle

Great post though
 

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The guy narrating obviously has been drinking before recording the video. I've mentioned to you all that I've jumped back on POF over the weekend after a long hiatus, and let me tell you, I'm getting #s, ok's for dates, letting me down's lightly's ("You're funny" after I messaged "You hot" from a 21 hot as fvck girl who viewed my profile first - because of the 3 pics Together that have worked for me All year...If I change the pics to new pics *I think* look better, I don't get as many responses/views...for some reason, the 3 pics from early last spring/summer get women horny (interest) for me). Find YOUR pics that get you the most hits. I seem to have found mine. I've thought, fvck, I can take Any picture of myself because I'm so cool, that will work on POF. Nope. I have a dressup pic with another person's arm showing after cropping him out, an up-close side-shot of my smiling face, and a full body pic in tight t-shirt revealing my kickas5 posture, biceps, fighter stance, and strength - the "stud" ready-to-mate look.

It Is all about the pics, but they have commented what I have written in my profile as well, which Is my interests, honest to God. Just write who you are, but God damn, you've got to have the right combination of pics, because that's where it all starts from on POF. I change my pics of Me, the same guy, I get hardly an responses/views. I keep the ones that work, I get frequent interest, phone #s, quick dates. You have to know how to message them too, take risks, say things that are classy, rich-sounding, and alluring to get them to meet you. You plan your meeting by the second message.

I'm currently getting commitment for the movies this weekend with an asian chick off of there. She lives 120 miles from me. We will meet in the middle in the largest city in our state. I aim to fvck her. She seems smart (doctorate), pale, petite, and sexual, and interested in some of the same things I'm interested in: travel and languages. She said she never dates asians lol I said I've never had an asian woman, which is a lie lol
 
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