Operation 'Silly Sally' - in da club

[Don-Kong]

Intro:

Inspired by Maximus Rex: Operation 'Silly Sally'

Dr Kong, aka General Kong, and his troops will infiltrate a maximum security nightclub VIP this Sat night after the FROCH v GROVES fight live played on widescreen at the local beer garden.

Troops with AFC status up for promotion:

'Slick' - Rick - hot guy, not very DJ savvy
Andy - 'Ace' - The 'nice guy'
Clyde - 'The Glide' - the flanker (ugly guy used as a smoke screen)
Chris - 'Houdini' - walking b@stard
and a few other medic troops picking up the pieces.

War room tactics & strategic plays

Chief goal: Self-amusement & enjoy ourselves more than everyone else

Secondary goals: Sarge the club, open as many chicks as possible, joint opening of groups, action-based not results based. Avoid excuses to open, dare each other to open. Get digits.

Uniform:

Suit jackets, Italian shirts, denim jeans/trousers, brown shoes. YSL scent (for me)

Crazy openers (for fun):

Physical openers: The Myley 'Twerking', the 'John Travolta', the 'Blind man', the 'Gangnam-style', the 'on your knees trying to propose', the 'pretend fight bump'

Crazy chat openers: "I love you", "buy me a drink, you wench", "dance with me, you sexy slut", and my personal favourite - "lick my face, show me the pvssy"

Progressive warm-ups:

Open guys, compliment other guys to get vibing the state.
Open ugly b1tches, build the state, build confidence.
Open the hotties and groups.

Rejection goals:
Looked at from the frame of gaining experience and reference points to get further into the field. All is perfect and valuable and totally necessary.

A field report will follow detailing any casualties and advanced tactics used by the opposition. Plus any other intel.

 

[TheException]

Are guys really THIS much into pua?

Jeez pal.....you make talking to drunk women sound like you are in Seal Team 6 and have to infiltrate a fully fortified barracks and extract some diplomat.

When you start "naming" your lines.....you know there is too much focus on the outcome and you will be doomed from the start. Let me ask you this.....you mention a bunch of chumps in your group....are you on equal playing field with them or are you the "only alpha"? Are you experiencing the success you want? If the answers to those questions are negative, I would change your approach and mindset my man.

 

[Don-Kong]

The whole point about picking up chicks is to not take things too seriously. Perhaps you missed the memo? It's all for fun. Lighten up dude.

 

[Cerwin Vega]

Good luck brother, post back results.

 

[Vice]

None of that is necessary if you're at a VIP club, the virtue of you being there is enough of a DHV. Just be chill and talk to them like an AFC would at a public club. If you go in saying all the sh*t people will be able to tell you don't belong there.

Also be sure to talk to the dudes about business; I've met plenty of cool, driven dudes at those kinds of places.

 

[Zarky]

wow no offense OP but that's the douchebaggiest post I've ever seen here.

My prediction: the entire lot of you will stand around in a little circle the whole night until it's time to go home. And then you'll say to each other, "Yeah, I didn't see any really hot girls here tonight."

Secondly, never go to a club with a bunch of dudes. Never go anywhere with a bunch of dudes. Acquire female friends, pronto.

Here's a little equation, called the "Will I get laid tonight?" equation. It's very simple.

Let X = (number of girls in your group) / (number of guys in your group)

The greater X is, the more likely you will get laid tonight.

 

[Don-Kong]

Zarky: Another one who takes himself WAY too seriously!! Jaysus. Where do these guys comes from? Why dont you just ENJOY the forum? If you cant enjoy simple things like posts from people who want you to learn, grow and succeed, frankly you are fvcked! Dont kill the help bro or you will be very alone.

Operation Silly Sally was a success. Funerals will today be held for the brave troops we lost in battle, the young AFC’s. I take full responsibility for these losses, as General, I failed to make troops aware of the dangers of the ASW. The ASW’s within the vicinity were extremely hot, yet extremely volatile. What follows is a review of the events of that evening from the viewpoint of Gen.Kong.

The warm-up:

The importance of this cannot be overstated. Before meeting the troops I deemed it appropriate to go to a bar ‘alone’ as a scouting trip to put me in a flexible and fun state of mind. Initially nervous, I rocked up to the bar cold, full of armour and adrenaline thinking of the impending night’s battle ahead.

Pre-club bars:

As the tank-like taxi stealthily approached the bar, shots were fired, bombs were going off, I escaped through the door and proceeded to the entrance. Immediately I opened a group of slvts, which proved a valuable tactic as they were to become allies later on once inside.

Inside the bar, I approached everyone and anyone: groups, men, women, couples. I left feeling warmed-up, hot and in prime state for the night ahead.

Met the troops, watched the fight, correct in my Froch prediction, almost lost my voice but continued onto the club at 2230.

At da club:

DESTROYED the club. Nuked it. Napalm. Smashed that muthafvcka. The troops didn’t really warm-up so got picked off by snipers. I didnt feel bad for them, i was too busy enjoying the game. Too many rejections for them to handle. I took charge and showed example.

General Kong stats:
36 chicks kissed
16 numbers
2 future dates
6-8 very potential plates for rotation
Bonus: Got a number from a cute member of staff

Age ranges of b1tches: 18-27. I’m 34.

Killer moves:

Wide open arms like Jesus on the cross and with a thousand yard stare walk towards the baby, pick her up spin her round and dance, kiss, fun. Or hold my hand out, pull them in and spin them, then pick them up over my shoulder. The key was dominance. Make her feel like a little girl again being span around by daddy, lol. Ye ha.

Sniper head shots:

Its unbelievable how compliant some chicks are. They pretty much all complied with what i wanted. Insane, like hypnosis.

“YOU slut. Come here.”
“I love you. Marry me you b1tch, kiss me now”
“Dirty sl@g, dance with me now b1tch”

“Fvck me you’re hot, show me what you got you dirty little ho”


Rejections:

Not as many as I was imagining. I was in such a good mental state, that magnetic, take your knickers off vibe. So good.

Learning points for me:

Go out alone. All the time. It’s so much fun. It’s killer for warming up and getting super social.
I made a bunch of friends too so there are many benefits of going out first alone.
I don’t need to spend very much at all.
Break rapport on a good note, especially with large groups of girls. It lets them know you are cool. Then when you see them later. Bingo baby, easy second opener.
Awesome night, but I still need more and more and more. I love it - I was born to be a learning DJ!
Dont underestimate talking to large groups of guys. It seems like you are super popular or just plain confident. Most important thing is to have a better time than anyone else.