Operation Sexmachine

[Duke]

I'll fill you in on what's been happening around here. I've had a couple offers for sex, but it turns out ONE got fat, so I'm not doing her. The OTHER, i have to find her phone number. It's somewhere at my house, and I'm living in a dorm.

I've been getting numbers like a madman.

I haven't masturbated for a month.

My sex drive is going absolutely crazy. I'll see something that wouldn't ORDINARILY turn me on... like a girl's heel or ankle, and I'll just be salivating. I'm ready to bang the shyt out of any willing hot girl.

Here's the deal. This thread is serving as motivation for me to get laid. The more days that go by where I haven't gotten sex, the more I will try to get sex... that means more number closes, better escalation, more socializing. The longer this takes, the more I up the ante.

Tomorrow it's my job to get at least one number if I don't have sex. I will be meeting with one girl for lunch, and perhaps another for a movie at my dorm. My roommate is out of town. I have the dorm to myself. It's time for me to work my magic.

The lack of masturbation has REALLY REALLY gotten me motivated. There are so many hot girls on campus. It shouldn't be hard to find a slut and bang her. I made a good first impression on some chick tonight. It's my intention to invite her for a smoothie, walk her to my dorm, pop in a movie, make out, and lay her.

I know she wants it.

Well, if you guys wanna encourage me or tell me how far I'm lagging behind you, go ahead. This thread's purpose is to motivate me and others like me who are on the brink of getting laid.

Love,
Duke

 

[Wacky-1]

Duke,
bro..I'm all for you going at it, but just a word of caution from my end. I find that you're comment on "The more I don't get sex, the more I will try to get sex" is way off.I know from experience the harder you try to get something, the more it eludes you, that is something that you have no control over, and in this case, it's a WILLING hb that you need. Basically all I'm saying is this - If you want it, go for it, dont TRY to get it, cos we all know what happens when we start trying...we settle for less.

 

[InsidiousNstinct]

The more days that go by where I haven't gotten sex, the more I will try to get sex.

EXCELLENT.....

"The more I don't get sex, the more I will try to get sex" is way off.I know from experience the harder you try to get something, the more it eludes you, that is something that you have no control over

Wacky, your way off here. Its the exact oppisite. You have control over it. Simply Mind over matter. IT also seems to me you havn't been TRYING hard enough, besides you don't try, you DO.

If you want it, go for it, dont TRY to get it, cos we all know what happens when we start trying...we settle for less.

Not if he has DESIRE

Duke, don't listen to negitive people like this. Believe it, and it WILL happen.

Don't mean to rip you wacky but your way off bro.

Be a "go getta" Duke

 

[Microphone Fiend]

DUKE FOR PRESIDENT!! I wasn't really feeling your 'Duke Method' post cuz it seemed a lil too close to every other method, and most people make methods for recognition, but here it shows that you're just trying to get yours and motivate yourself... you are one of my motivations too I guess.Next time I'm in the field I'll remember how you did ya first time in the bar setting and push myself to do better. In fact I'm going out tonight (weather permitting) and i'll push myself and try and get some positive results (who am I kidding, as long as I try they're all positive )

One

 

[Wacky-1]

OK, I suppose I didn't make myself clear here...

All I was saying is that he shouldn't try too hard...just let it flow, and let his sex drive fuel him. My reason for saying that is because if someone tries too hard, too often what you're seeking eludes you.

 

[comic_relief]

sexmachine

hehe

That was my nickname on the baseball team