Maximus Rex
Banned
WARNIGN: LONG BRIEFING!!!!!
Race:Black
Ethnicity:Possiby American
Age:20
Height:5ft
Weight:145-160 lbs
Eyes:Brown
Hair:Black, shoulder length
Measurements:Possibly 38DD (maybe bigger)32 or 34, 25 or 27
Complexion:Medium e.g. Condelezza Rice
Known Tattoos: Right arm: Four rose buds with mother's name in script below the rose buds. Rigth ankle: Target's name in script. "Respect Me," in script across the small of Target's back.
Hot Babe Rating:6 1/2
Target Code Name:"RESPECT ME,"
Mission Briefing:
Greetings fellow PUAs/DJs. It's been awhile since Omnipotens Maximus Rex last reported from the field. This is the first of two field reports that I will be posting. The first is about one of two targets that yielded the greatest potential for success. OMR must admit due field mistakes that the success of both missions are greatly in doubt. Perhaps some of you will be able to use OMR's mistakes as steps towards your own success.
Also I violated Leykis' 101 rule as it pertains to sarging co-workers. Being that OMR doesn't give a jolly godd@amn about is current working situation, OMR opened the sets. But be advised, sarging co-workers can lead to a sexual harassment suit, civil action, or job termination.
Being a connnoissuer of breasts, especially large ones. OMR was immediately atracted to "RESPECT ME." OMR is also attracted to short women with large racks. Despite not having any a$$ at all, (it all went to "RESPECT ME's t*tties and stomach,) "RESPECT ME," has a pleasant, affable, playful personality. If she dropped 30-40 lbs "RESPECT ME," could easily gain a full point on the HB ratings.
The opening of the set was textbook, and nothing of note to comment on except that "RESPECT ME," made a comment in reference to oral sex and OMR noted that the Target had a proclivity to touch her chest.
On other occassion before the start of the work shift OMR had another opportunity to engage the Target. On this occassion OMR teased "RESPECT ME," about being chubby. As we were talking "RESPECT ME," made a comment about OMR not liking fat girls. OMR said, "I don't. Your a lil chubby, but it's cute on you. I like chubby chicks." OMR then proceeded to pinch "RESPECT ME's" "love handle."
OMR then discovered that one of his co-workers was trying to sarge "RESPECT ME." The problem was the co-worker is absolutely cluess to the ways of women. OMR, tried to enlighten the co-workers to the ways of the pick up artist, but the co-worker rejected the philosophy outright by saying that books like "The Game," and "The Mystery Method," would "bore," him because they read like "textbooks." In addition the co-worker said, "he wasn't that type of guy in regards to the "spinning plate," theory.
The co-worker had opportunities to sarge "RESPECT ME," but squandered by not them by not number closing and bouncing to other locations when he had "RESPECT ME," as a captive audience. When OMR asked the co-worker why he didn't take her for drinks or a meal after work. His reply was, "I don't know where to go?" OMR, told him, "Dude. You need to get out more."
Stone Cold Creamry
One evening work ended early and OMR was outside talking to some co-workers when "RESPECT ME," left the building. OMR was conflicted. Technically the Target was still my co-worker's, but OMR realized that the co-worker didn't know what the eff he was doing. OMR knew that the set would evenually stall. In addition OMR knew that co-worker wouldn't understand. Conflicted as OMR was, OMR quickly caught up to "RESPECT ME," and proceed to engage in fluff talk.
The fluff talk yielded useful intel. OMR found out that "RESPECT ME," has a 42 yr old "sugar daddy/boyfriend." As a matter of fact, the Target had bought him a gift, a Scarface beach towel. Feeling guilty, but also having a feeling of "well my co-worker needs to have better game that OMR's." OMR bounced "RESPECT ME," to Cold Stone Creamry at Astor Pl.
NOTE TO RAFC'S:The most effective way to get your target to agree to a "date," is to ask her right then and there when you have her right in your face. It's IMPERATIVE that you have pre-selected bounce locations in mind and you know their hours of operation. For those of you in NYC, the Cold Stone location on 42nd between 7th and 8th is great. Sunday to Thursday it's open till 12 AM on Fridays and Saturdays it's open till 1AM
Of course OMR didn't ask "RESPECT ME," come with him for ice cream, OMR, TOLD her to come e.g.
OMR: I'm going to the Creamery.
RESPECT ME:What's the Cremery?
OMR:It's ice cream. The best ice cream you ever had in your life. Come with me.
RESPECT ME:OK.
The Creamery had its desired result and the Target loved it. Using Louis and Copeland's "what do you find romantic," gambit? OMR gained more useful intel. Come to find out "RESPECT ME," didn't have any idea what was romantic because she never had anybody treat her in a romantic way.
Despite being a project girl from Queensbridge, she desperately wants to be in a romantic, intimate relationship. As a matter of fact, the rationale for the "Respect Me," tat on the small of her back is her previous bad dealings with men. We had this following exchange:
RESPECT ME:I just want a guy who'll treat me nice and respect me.
OMR: So why do you go for bad boys and thugs who won't treat you nice?
RESPECT ME: I don't go for bad boys.
OMR:Yes you do. Because if you didn't. The moment they disrespected you, you would stop f@cking with them.
RESPECT ME:smilingYeah. Your right.
OMR:Damn right, I'm right. I'm right 3/5ths of the time.
From Cold Stone, we walked up W. 8th towards the Village. "RESPECT ME," likes to shop, but it was late and the stores where closing. The Target started feeling nauseous, so we stopped and she sat at a stoop. Then we sat in park.
After finding a place to sit in the park, OMR went to the store for mints. Upon returning, "RESPECT ME," was engaged in conversation with the park bums and a former park bum. This was one of my two mistakes for the night. OMR let her talk to park bums "ENTIRELY TOO LONG!!!!" The other being my sticking point, not enough kino.
From the park, we stopped in a sex shop. "RESPECT ME," commented on the dildos and vibrators being "too big," for her and on some of the outfits. We parted ways for the night with, OMR kissing "RESPECT ME," on the cheek and getting a hug. OMR invited "RESPECT ME," to his place, but she declined, citing that she had to go to the "sugardaddy/boyfriend's house.
Kino Rapport
"RESEPCT ME," is a "touchy feely," type of girl. Before we went to Cold Stone. The Target was constantly trying to touch OMR, but OMR "laid it back," and wouldn't let her or he would make a C&F comment about no free touches. Now when we sit near each other, "RESPECT ME," would touch or tickle OMR. On one occasion, "RESPECT ME," was engaging in kino with OMR. OMR returned the favor by running his hand up the target's calf. "RESPECT ME," smiled approvingly.
OMR LIKES HIS PIMPIN'
As previously stated the obstacle in the accomplishment of this mission is the sugardaddy/boyfriend. Further intel revealed that the sugardaddy/boyfriend has a wife, 3 kids and another kid who'll be here in two months. "RESPECT ME," believes The Obstacle when he says he doesn't "like his wife," anymore.
When "RESPECT ME," told OMR of this particular sitution, OMR responsed with, "What kind of cluster eff did you put yourself in the middle of?"
When OMR was dicussing with a co-worker (not the previously fore mentioned co-worker.) the details of this particular sarge. The co-worker told OMR that "RESPECT ME," was at the sugardaddy's/boyfriend's house not only with the kids, BUT HIS WIFE ALSO!!! Despite the fact the sugardaddy/boyfriend is trickin', you have to respect his game. To have your pregnant wife, your broad, and your kids all in the apartment hanging out. Now that's pimpin'.
Nothing of note is going on except that "RESPECT ME," likes OMR to walk her to McDonald's or 7Eleven during lunch. The problem is the Target is on the phone during the walks. OMR must put this to a stop. The next time it happens OMR will inform the Target that she requested his company, and in exchanage OMR expects 100% of her attention.
During one of these trips. The Target is talking to the sugardaddy/boyfriend. Then to some guy she wants to meet. At the end of the conversation with the sugardaddy/boyfriend. She says, "I love you." At the end of the conversation with the other guy, OMR says jokingly, "That's why I can't mess you. You have too many boyfriends." "RESPECT ME," says, "I don't have a boyfriend." Ironically, when OMR contacted the Target to hang out, she says, "I can't, I'm with my boyfriend right now." Maybe dude was right there with her. OMR would like to mention that he left a message on "RESPECT ME'S," voicemail. The call wasn't returned. OMR would also like to mention it was the Target that asked for OMR's contact number.
Race:Black
Ethnicity:Possiby American
Age:20
Height:5ft
Weight:145-160 lbs
Eyes:Brown
Hair:Black, shoulder length
Measurements:Possibly 38DD (maybe bigger)32 or 34, 25 or 27
Complexion:Medium e.g. Condelezza Rice
Known Tattoos: Right arm: Four rose buds with mother's name in script below the rose buds. Rigth ankle: Target's name in script. "Respect Me," in script across the small of Target's back.
Hot Babe Rating:6 1/2
Target Code Name:"RESPECT ME,"
Mission Briefing:
Greetings fellow PUAs/DJs. It's been awhile since Omnipotens Maximus Rex last reported from the field. This is the first of two field reports that I will be posting. The first is about one of two targets that yielded the greatest potential for success. OMR must admit due field mistakes that the success of both missions are greatly in doubt. Perhaps some of you will be able to use OMR's mistakes as steps towards your own success.
Also I violated Leykis' 101 rule as it pertains to sarging co-workers. Being that OMR doesn't give a jolly godd@amn about is current working situation, OMR opened the sets. But be advised, sarging co-workers can lead to a sexual harassment suit, civil action, or job termination.
Being a connnoissuer of breasts, especially large ones. OMR was immediately atracted to "RESPECT ME." OMR is also attracted to short women with large racks. Despite not having any a$$ at all, (it all went to "RESPECT ME's t*tties and stomach,) "RESPECT ME," has a pleasant, affable, playful personality. If she dropped 30-40 lbs "RESPECT ME," could easily gain a full point on the HB ratings.
The opening of the set was textbook, and nothing of note to comment on except that "RESPECT ME," made a comment in reference to oral sex and OMR noted that the Target had a proclivity to touch her chest.
On other occassion before the start of the work shift OMR had another opportunity to engage the Target. On this occassion OMR teased "RESPECT ME," about being chubby. As we were talking "RESPECT ME," made a comment about OMR not liking fat girls. OMR said, "I don't. Your a lil chubby, but it's cute on you. I like chubby chicks." OMR then proceeded to pinch "RESPECT ME's" "love handle."
OMR then discovered that one of his co-workers was trying to sarge "RESPECT ME." The problem was the co-worker is absolutely cluess to the ways of women. OMR, tried to enlighten the co-workers to the ways of the pick up artist, but the co-worker rejected the philosophy outright by saying that books like "The Game," and "The Mystery Method," would "bore," him because they read like "textbooks." In addition the co-worker said, "he wasn't that type of guy in regards to the "spinning plate," theory.
The co-worker had opportunities to sarge "RESPECT ME," but squandered by not them by not number closing and bouncing to other locations when he had "RESPECT ME," as a captive audience. When OMR asked the co-worker why he didn't take her for drinks or a meal after work. His reply was, "I don't know where to go?" OMR, told him, "Dude. You need to get out more."
Stone Cold Creamry
One evening work ended early and OMR was outside talking to some co-workers when "RESPECT ME," left the building. OMR was conflicted. Technically the Target was still my co-worker's, but OMR realized that the co-worker didn't know what the eff he was doing. OMR knew that the set would evenually stall. In addition OMR knew that co-worker wouldn't understand. Conflicted as OMR was, OMR quickly caught up to "RESPECT ME," and proceed to engage in fluff talk.
The fluff talk yielded useful intel. OMR found out that "RESPECT ME," has a 42 yr old "sugar daddy/boyfriend." As a matter of fact, the Target had bought him a gift, a Scarface beach towel. Feeling guilty, but also having a feeling of "well my co-worker needs to have better game that OMR's." OMR bounced "RESPECT ME," to Cold Stone Creamry at Astor Pl.
NOTE TO RAFC'S:The most effective way to get your target to agree to a "date," is to ask her right then and there when you have her right in your face. It's IMPERATIVE that you have pre-selected bounce locations in mind and you know their hours of operation. For those of you in NYC, the Cold Stone location on 42nd between 7th and 8th is great. Sunday to Thursday it's open till 12 AM on Fridays and Saturdays it's open till 1AM
Of course OMR didn't ask "RESPECT ME," come with him for ice cream, OMR, TOLD her to come e.g.
OMR: I'm going to the Creamery.
RESPECT ME:What's the Cremery?
OMR:It's ice cream. The best ice cream you ever had in your life. Come with me.
RESPECT ME:OK.
The Creamery had its desired result and the Target loved it. Using Louis and Copeland's "what do you find romantic," gambit? OMR gained more useful intel. Come to find out "RESPECT ME," didn't have any idea what was romantic because she never had anybody treat her in a romantic way.
Despite being a project girl from Queensbridge, she desperately wants to be in a romantic, intimate relationship. As a matter of fact, the rationale for the "Respect Me," tat on the small of her back is her previous bad dealings with men. We had this following exchange:
RESPECT ME:I just want a guy who'll treat me nice and respect me.
OMR: So why do you go for bad boys and thugs who won't treat you nice?
RESPECT ME: I don't go for bad boys.
OMR:Yes you do. Because if you didn't. The moment they disrespected you, you would stop f@cking with them.
RESPECT ME:smilingYeah. Your right.
OMR:Damn right, I'm right. I'm right 3/5ths of the time.
From Cold Stone, we walked up W. 8th towards the Village. "RESPECT ME," likes to shop, but it was late and the stores where closing. The Target started feeling nauseous, so we stopped and she sat at a stoop. Then we sat in park.
After finding a place to sit in the park, OMR went to the store for mints. Upon returning, "RESPECT ME," was engaged in conversation with the park bums and a former park bum. This was one of my two mistakes for the night. OMR let her talk to park bums "ENTIRELY TOO LONG!!!!" The other being my sticking point, not enough kino.
From the park, we stopped in a sex shop. "RESPECT ME," commented on the dildos and vibrators being "too big," for her and on some of the outfits. We parted ways for the night with, OMR kissing "RESPECT ME," on the cheek and getting a hug. OMR invited "RESPECT ME," to his place, but she declined, citing that she had to go to the "sugardaddy/boyfriend's house.
Kino Rapport
"RESEPCT ME," is a "touchy feely," type of girl. Before we went to Cold Stone. The Target was constantly trying to touch OMR, but OMR "laid it back," and wouldn't let her or he would make a C&F comment about no free touches. Now when we sit near each other, "RESPECT ME," would touch or tickle OMR. On one occasion, "RESPECT ME," was engaging in kino with OMR. OMR returned the favor by running his hand up the target's calf. "RESPECT ME," smiled approvingly.
OMR LIKES HIS PIMPIN'
As previously stated the obstacle in the accomplishment of this mission is the sugardaddy/boyfriend. Further intel revealed that the sugardaddy/boyfriend has a wife, 3 kids and another kid who'll be here in two months. "RESPECT ME," believes The Obstacle when he says he doesn't "like his wife," anymore.
When "RESPECT ME," told OMR of this particular sitution, OMR responsed with, "What kind of cluster eff did you put yourself in the middle of?"
When OMR was dicussing with a co-worker (not the previously fore mentioned co-worker.) the details of this particular sarge. The co-worker told OMR that "RESPECT ME," was at the sugardaddy's/boyfriend's house not only with the kids, BUT HIS WIFE ALSO!!! Despite the fact the sugardaddy/boyfriend is trickin', you have to respect his game. To have your pregnant wife, your broad, and your kids all in the apartment hanging out. Now that's pimpin'.
Nothing of note is going on except that "RESPECT ME," likes OMR to walk her to McDonald's or 7Eleven during lunch. The problem is the Target is on the phone during the walks. OMR must put this to a stop. The next time it happens OMR will inform the Target that she requested his company, and in exchanage OMR expects 100% of her attention.
During one of these trips. The Target is talking to the sugardaddy/boyfriend. Then to some guy she wants to meet. At the end of the conversation with the sugardaddy/boyfriend. She says, "I love you." At the end of the conversation with the other guy, OMR says jokingly, "That's why I can't mess you. You have too many boyfriends." "RESPECT ME," says, "I don't have a boyfriend." Ironically, when OMR contacted the Target to hang out, she says, "I can't, I'm with my boyfriend right now." Maybe dude was right there with her. OMR would like to mention that he left a message on "RESPECT ME'S," voicemail. The call wasn't returned. OMR would also like to mention it was the Target that asked for OMR's contact number.