I've been away from these forums for quite some time, but now here i am, back once again in my previous state. I have read virtually every article in the bible and am in a great DJ state. Tonight'll be my first night that i've gotten action in some time (month or two). Just wanted some ideas for things i should be sure to remember when unleashing the skills.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Operation A La Poosay
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
CrazyAsianBiker
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bang the ****ing **** out of them, go slow sometimes too.
and have a somewhat playful adn really turned on mood
so you can bring it to the stairs, washer, dryer, weird looking hawaiian chair, whatever, my first time i had sex, (and this is not exhaggerated) i last about 2 and a half hours, and i wasn't even halfway done! i had to finish because her parents were coming home and i was like crap! so i forced myself to finsih it off. and i moved everywhere in her house. and she asked how i'm so good in bed and how many girls i've been with. i lied and said 2. (but it was my virginity lmao) anyways, another thing that helps is don't concnetrate on exactly what you're doing like don't get too into it but act like you are. that way you wont *** that quick. and if you were a chronic masterbater like me, then you'd already have the penis controlling skills. so yeah that's all i got for now.
and i don't remember you before because i never really posted much, but welcome back. and my name is Greg.
and have a somewhat playful adn really turned on mood
so you can bring it to the stairs, washer, dryer, weird looking hawaiian chair, whatever, my first time i had sex, (and this is not exhaggerated) i last about 2 and a half hours, and i wasn't even halfway done! i had to finish because her parents were coming home and i was like crap! so i forced myself to finsih it off. and i moved everywhere in her house. and she asked how i'm so good in bed and how many girls i've been with. i lied and said 2. (but it was my virginity lmao) anyways, another thing that helps is don't concnetrate on exactly what you're doing like don't get too into it but act like you are. that way you wont *** that quick. and if you were a chronic masterbater like me, then you'd already have the penis controlling skills. so yeah that's all i got for now.
and i don't remember you before because i never really posted much, but welcome back. and my name is Greg.
TheMinistered
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The girl you had sex with probably was a ho that is just screaming, "I'm a STD playground." Most girls *****s would be torn up after 2 and a half hours of straight ****ing... lol
Field Report:
Night went well, met a new girl and got the #. No action, i'm 13 and i'd rather not take the risk for sex... although i could have gotten other forms of action. I dished out the game on every girl and i have no regrets.
Oh and thanks for your reply Greg. It's nice to meet you.
Night went well, met a new girl and got the #. No action, i'm 13 and i'd rather not take the risk for sex... although i could have gotten other forms of action. I dished out the game on every girl and i have no regrets.
Oh and thanks for your reply Greg. It's nice to meet you.
DJ Alejandro
Senior Don Juan
im a self-confessed guy who's not an expert on this subject but this tip i can give.
get some music more of R. Kelly style and start pumpin usin the rhythm of the music.
that way, u go slower and then faster then slow again.
try to have some running water in the background that she can hear. like any sexual soundtracks.
get some music more of R. Kelly style and start pumpin usin the rhythm of the music.
that way, u go slower and then faster then slow again.
try to have some running water in the background that she can hear. like any sexual soundtracks.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
jonny football hero
Master Don Juan
Man, i wish i'd found these forums when i was 13. Good on you bro.
Don't want sex? what about oral?
Don't want sex? what about oral?