"Open the door or Take me back to my car"

[5string]

Gotta say one thing here to cordoncordon.....You brother, have a very attractive GF! The other one that you posted was very attractive as well. I'm impressed.

 

[Bluntmaster]

This is the 1,423,36th time that cordon has posted something about his asian gf.

Cordon is starting to sound like backbreaker.

 

[SoldMySoul]

Cordon is starting to sound like backbreaker.

I give him his though... she is hot!!!! How is her attitude?

 

[backbreaker]

The difference between me and cord is lmao, I really don't give 2 ****s what you think lol. I get mine, and that's all I need. This is but a good laugh to me.

The fact that you would whine and complain for 7 pages about something rather than ignore something you don't like, tells me all I need to know, and I don't bother myself with people like that.

If you want to spend your existence ****ting on everyone else's parade, by all means help yourself, whatever helps you sleep at night brah. But don't expect me to be apart of it.


One thing I learned, quite harshly I might add, there are always, going to be people who don't like you, the only difference is, the group of people changes depending on what you do or don't do. If you are poor rich people are going to hate you for taking handouts. If you are rich poor people are going to hate you becuase you are evil/*******/have **** they don't have. If you are fat, skinny hot women will hate you, if youa re skinny, fat ugly women hate you becuase you won't look at them. On thanksgiving for instance, I'm going to piss someone off. If I go over my mom's house, my dad will be pissed. If I go over my dad's house, my mom will be pissed. They live too far away to go to both. If we get married in London, which is what her family wants, my mom and family will be pissed because they have to take off work for 2 weeks and travel. If we have it here, her family is going to be pissed becuase they have a farm.

As long as you live, people will not like you. That's just how it is. So I don't come here hoping to gain the acceptance of everyone. I would even go so far to say that some people I want to not like me, it let's me know I'm doing something right.


lmao, to prove my point even further, more than once I've seen people complaining about "not posting pics" of women you scored with. This has been a recurring theme as long as I've been here. Then, someone posts pics of his girl, and now he's getting hated on.

You just can't please everyone, someone is going to hate you.

 

[TheAsianLoverReturns]

I am selling tickets to this:


TheAsianLoverReturns vs Cordoncordon

In this corner, we have the skinny asian that makes youtube vids and in that corner we have the six figure (getn mo pvss than a toilet seat) Cordon.

In Cord's corner, his hot a$$ Asian lover that the asian lover is jealous of and definitely wants to bang!

Will you two fukstiks knock this silly $hit off!!! God d A m N!!!! This thread is stale enough!!! It was cool when it started, but now.... If you both will agree and the mods will allow, I will make a thread for you two to measure each other's richard, punch each other and or see who can pull more hoes.

Oh jeez. This is coming from a "man" that is whining about how hard his life is.

POOR BABY.

If having 18 inch arms is skinny, then so be it.

http://gainmusclebody.com/hard-gainer/

The shaved head pic is the most recent.


As for me being jealous, no thanks. I dated mostly white women. If anything.. I get angry jealous looks from white guys.

It takes game for an Asian guy to get nice looking white women.

 

[bigjohnson]

It takes game for an Asian guy to get nice looking white women.

That's because of the small penis.

 

[f283000]

That's because of the small penis.

He does have a point. It does take game for an asian guy to date hot white women, while the only thing you need to date hot asian women if you're white is just being white.

Let's put this in perspective. A white guy getting an asian hb 8 is no different in terms of effort like him trying to get a white hb 6.

both would take him the same effort (little effort) even though they are vastly different in looks.

 

[Sandow]

I completely agree with Teacha. You will know when she is interested in you. She will go out of her way to please you or qualify herself. I have never ever opened a car door for a girl and it has never backfired, nor have I ever received anything negative from her. Everytime she has gotten back to my place, and either we phucked or hooked up. She may have said something in her head, but something tiny and stupid as opening door should not have any effect.

 

[Bluntmaster]

This made me spit my drink onto my computer.

dude, you should get into comedy. You are hilarious! I bet if you had the drive or motivation, and balls to move somewhere, you could make it big in writing for sitcoms, or improv.

However, please, boys, continue. :woo:

Where's my g*ddamned rep, beyotch?

 

[ThunderMaverick]

Here is a girl I dated in between my ex fiance of 5 years and my present gf. Dated about 4 months. Good example of the rating of the type of girl I have usually dated.

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/3522/34409186.jpg

Good God! Why were you trying to bang Iqqi then?

Why is this thread going on for this many pages? We've deviated way off the topic and it's just turned into a pissing contest.

Did anyone win yet?

 

[cordoncordon]

I give him his though... she is hot!!!! How is her attitude?

Really good actually. She is very laid back, doesn't really complain, always up for anything. I usually make all the decisions about what we do, though I do always ask her opinion. And she is great with that. Don't get me wrong, she has her moments, but they are few and far between.

Plus she is always doing little things, like bringing over a candy bar for me, cooking dinner, bringing me cleaning supplies, etc. Yesterday we had sex in the morning, and then she spent 2 hours cleaning the whole place before she left to go home.

 

[SoldMySoul]

Really good actually. She is very laid back, doesn't really complain, always up for anything. I usually make all the decisions about what we do, though I do always ask her opinion. And she is great with that. Don't get me wrong, she has her moments, but they are few and far between.

Plus she is always doing little things, like bringing over a candy bar for me, cooking dinner, bringing me cleaning supplies, etc. Yesterday we had sex in the morning, and then she spent 2 hours cleaning the whole place before she left to go home.

And I am glad you understood that my post about you and the Asian was an attempt at humor and I meant nothing disparaging against either of you. Asian, however, did not see it as such and became defensive with attacks on me.... Not very nice....

 

[Fuglydude]

Really good actually. She is very laid back, doesn't really complain, always up for anything. I usually make all the decisions about what we do, though I do always ask her opinion. And she is great with that. Don't get me wrong, she has her moments, but they are few and far between.

Plus she is always doing little things, like bringing over a candy bar for me, cooking dinner, bringing me cleaning supplies, etc. Yesterday we had sex in the morning, and then she spent 2 hours cleaning the whole place before she left to go home.

That's all fine and good man... but the most important question is... does she do ATM????? :rockon:

Good catch all in all! Still up for that switcheroo???? hahaha

 

[cordoncordon]

That's all fine and good man... but the most important question is... does she do ATM????? :rockon:

Good catch all in all! Still up for that switcheroo???? hahaha

Does she use ATM machines?! Yes she does...she is crazy like that!

I don't think a switch is in the cards lol. Now, a threesome with my girl and your girl? Bingo. I'll even tell you all about it after!

And Sold my soul...no problem. Knew you were joking.

 

[Fuglydude]

Does she use ATM machines?! Yes she does...she is crazy like that!

I don't think a switch is in the cards lol. Now, a threesome with my girl and your girl? Bingo. I'll even tell you all about it after!

And Sold my soul...no problem. Knew you were joking.

Why no switcheroo?? Is it cuz you know that asian chics usually don't dig me??. Boo!

ATM = ass-to-mouth mang... comon you should know that!

I don't think the 3some would work... unless you shaved your head. She likes bald. I'll even tell her to bring her throat-numbing spray and hand cuffs... You just bring the ball gags. I guess I could hold the camera and rub one out on either of the girls' faces. So when are we doing this???

 

[cassanova35]

sometimes when i do have a woody i tend to do a handstand on the toilet then take a pee !!!! now if a women see me do that would that not be awesome

 

[f283000]

cordon is one of the biggest egomaniacs in this forum and this thread proves it. The last repulsive act he did in the forums was attacking D&B over several pages over his thick & curvy girls thread. It was totally uncalled for but he just wouldn't stop. So seeing him attacking yet another poster doesn't surprise me.

 

[cordoncordon]

cordon is one of the biggest egomaniacs in this forum and this thread proves it. The last repulsive act he did in the forums was attacking D&B over several pages over his thick & curvy girls thread. It was totally uncalled for but he just wouldn't stop. So seeing him attacking yet another poster doesn't surprise me.

I didn't attack anyone on either thread. I offered my opinion and offered advice. I guess you, being overly sensitive, take it as an attack. No wonder you love the fattie ug's and have always struggled with women. The hot ones have always rejected you and turned you into a big crying wuss....who has stated in a previous thread that this is hot to you>>

http://neighborhoodchicks.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/qw-pawg-white-booty.jpg

 

[TheAsianLoverReturns]

Nope actually only the 2nd!

Still waiting for pics of the girls you are dating!

I know they are fatties because that is what you are into but fat people need lovin' too!

They're on the youtube videos idiot.

I haven't seen any proof of your women. Any jackass can post pictures of random women.

 

[TheAsianLoverReturns]

Did cordon mention his 6 figure income yet?

Those are the best parts of these threads.

Hahaha! Yeah cordon is a real tool.

"I'm a billionaire and I have 10 playbody bunnies living in my mansion."


The internet is a funny place...