"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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joakam

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What do you think, how many one night stand women let a man to take photos/video with cell phone while f***ing? Any experience?

[Maybe I buy a good camera phone with excellent video recording capabilities. :D ]
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Cinamon

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A girl i know let her bf video her giving him a bj on his phone, and when his phone bust he took it to local phone repair shop and it got circulated. The poor girl was put on the first flight back to the motherland and had an arranged marriage to some loser.

Personally, I have no problems with it, so long as he doesnt get my face in.
 

prairiedog24

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Cinamon said:
A girl i know let her bf video her giving him a bj on his phone, and when his phone bust he took it to local phone repair shop and it got circulated. The poor girl was put on the first flight back to the motherland and had an arranged marriage to some loser.

Personally, I have no problems with it, so long as he doesnt get my face in.

Holy crap, that sucks. I tease my foreign friend about shipping her back all the time, but the fact that it really happens is sad.
 

jacob

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I made so much porn this way. She thought I was kinky. She also gave me alot of footage of her masterbating then I'd jump in when I couldn't resist just filming. I put it all in my laptop and then it got stolen at a fricken Starbucks. Dude that stole it had to be jerking to all the porn footage. Hopefully it makes it's way onto the internet, since I'm no longer with her!
 

Leporello

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I knew one girl who practically jumped at the chance for me to take nude photos of her. The others...in my experience, give her an orgasm and she'll let you do what you want.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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