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"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

grr

Senior Don Juan

Apr 20, 2006

I know this is completely OT, but I figure bvg is fun to annoy.

Realize Chuck Norris was bigger than Bruce Lee, and Bruce embarassed the **** out of ol' CN the one time Chuck got ****y with him.

Basically, yes Bruce was skinny, yes Bruce overtrained, etc. etc. BUT Bruce could have kicked your ass, easily. You may as well change your sig to Muhammad Ali. He was small for his fighting ability, too.

Main point: Quit puking your testosterone out through your keyboard (you must not be getting laid) and have some respect for the dead, punk.

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.