"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Only half my abs show...why?

teagan

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Like the title says, only half of my abs show. The right half is fully defined but on the left side, only the top of my abs shows. The lower left is not as defined as my lower right. Why is this?

And for the record, Im 6'1" at 215lbs with a body fat last tested (a month ago) at 8.7%.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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MrS

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clearly your bodyfat isn't 8.7%, more like 9.2% or more
 

Zaraza

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at 8 % body fat they should show. Are you bloated? got a full bladder? just ate?


drank lots of water? My abs always look better in morning when i wake up and am dehydrated.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

teagan

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Just had a doctor visit yesterday and asked him. He attributed it to natural asymmetry in my abs combined with favoring one side over the other when I lift.

I guess that makes sense.
 
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