Online PUA Experiment

[Brian20o2]

Hey everyone. I was really bored this weekend and wanted to start a little online dating experiment. Im using TagWorld, not myspace because it full of people I know and AWs and *****es. Im gonna try and see how to game girls over email. Ive never tried and it might be fun.

Heres one of my email convos

"Me
Hi. Saw your profile and was wondering if you were as cool as you are beautiful. Message me back.

Her

aw how sweet yeah i'm pretty tight actually..haha

Me

But it says you like to go to work... Is that some lind of joke on your profile? Are you a workaholic or just obsessed with money? Uh Oh... Your a gold digger! "She takes my money, When Im in need. Yeah she's triflin, friend indeed. Shes a gold digger, way on the town, That digs on me!"

Her

naa lol i actually just quit that job and got a new one

Me

So are you a workaholic or a gold digger? Or just a normal girl with a sweet tooth for money? But if your paying for your car payment maybe we should hang out... I always wanted a shoufer that could drive me around... Oh and you could be my arm candy too! It'll be great! We'll be like a couple, except without all the arguments about who lost the remote.

Her

um lol i'm a normal girl with a sweet tooth for money i guess lol...arm candy hm? gee sounds like an important role


Me
Oh it is. Your job is easy and its mutually benificial. See the way it works is like this: We both make each other look better, I look cooler having a hottie on my arm and you look cooler next to me. We walk around like a couple in love and people get really jealous of us being so lucky to have found each other. And as a side bonus you dont get hit on by all the loser guys who are just trying to pick you up cause they really dont have the balls to approach you when your with your 'Boyfriend'. That way we both feel better than all the other people who dont have a significant other.

But I dont want it to go any further than that. we can hug and cuddle in public but if you try and make a move on me thats a no-no. I dont wanna catch your cooties, and we all know that kissing leads to pregnancy so thats out of the question too."

Ide consider this one an 8

Kinda long but Would like input. I love constuctive criticism.

Will continue to learn off this. Hope you do to

 

[sexy_kuta]

I been doing the same thing! hah

i show u mine, this was with an AW and i found out by the LAST min right before i got her email.. that she was the biggest sluuuutt every so i stopped but here it is, i think shes around a 8-9

ME: hi!

her:haloo

Me: whats your name
or can i just call you beautiful if you dont mind

Her:loll my name is &&&*

me: (her name)
i think that sounds beautiful

so tell *hername) , wha cha into? Favvvorritte thingzz

her: uhummmmm. bascially friendds.&& familly are the most important//favorite things in my life. schools pretty important as well. like to hit them books loll. ummmmm shopping ahaha. i like to party once ina whilee but i know how to balance out my life so that doesnt take ovuuur. kina strayed off topic there but i think u get tha point.

ME:wow your the first gurl i ever met who actually said something more than shopping

you must be a rare breed

family is always important to me too, without them i wouldnt be the man i am right now and did the things i did( got into alot of mess before)
damn you sound interesting

what kind of things have your family done to you? dont you love it when you got somebody to count on when your in a tight situation?

HER:lol well like my mom is like so important to me i love her sooooooooo much!!! like she does everything for me and like just great advice n i can just talk to her she really made me the person i am n tought me good values n stuff so i respect her alllot n like love my daadddyyy lol cozz he spoils me im daddie little girl he gives me everything i want . ++ loveee my older brother we are so tight he like i can alwayssss alwayyyyys count on him to cover for me n just soo good to talk to n hes a bit over protective n stuff but i know he does to cozz he loves me n like then there my cousinss i love em all soooo much 2 in prictular r like my sisters i coudnt enver be so close to anyonnee. yeaaa i dunno where id be wtihout ma fammmm .!!!!

ME:I think We are lucky to have family like that. someone you could Always talk too and spend quality time with.. and even to help you in sistuations where you yourself are helpless.
some people dont have this gift that we have. they often hate their family and wouldnt even count on them... a few of my old buddies, their mothers kicked them out of the house because of one bad thing..

so what does your dad buy you all the time? LOL
im guessing his visa card is free for the taking everytime you vist Polo

HER:lol wellllllllllll he buys me clothes ++ clothes ++ clothes ++ jewlery ++ shoes ++clothes ++ clothes ++clothes . && gives me money cozz he says he doesnt want me to work loll ... im a prinncess

me:haha

I'd marry your dog just to be in the family

so which area you from/

her:ahahaha .. **** park *****

me:thats not that far.. only like........ 45 min away(thats if i get all green lights)

I really enjoyed talking to you
let me add you to my msn


her:lol why wut area r you from... m i uno i dont really give my msn out on here

me:haha opps i forgot to put where i am from
(my area), about 8 min away from polo

I understand if you dont wanna give ur email out,

but look, i think your beautiful, intelligent and someone who i can have a good time with, i'd like to get to know you but thats really up to you

*my email*


HER:i guessss u can add me just coz ur east indian :err: am i rightt???.*her email" . bbutt just to let ur noe i have the best boyfriend in the world loll

ME:your east indian too? thats cool
my list is full, give me a few min to deicede who to take off


at that second, my friend told me about her and he told me a whole bunch of S****T.. I owe that guy one

so i stoped there,

 

[KarmaSutra]

Originally posted by Brian20o2
Me
Oh it is. Your job is easy and its mutually benificial. See the way it works is like this: We both make each other look better, I look cooler having a hottie on my arm and you look cooler next to me. We walk around like a couple in love and people get really jealous of us being so lucky to have found each other. And as a side bonus you dont get hit on by all the loser guys who are just trying to pick you up cause they really dont have the balls to approach you when your with your 'Boyfriend'. That way we both feel better than all the other people who dont have a significant other.

But I dont want it to go any further than that. we can hug and cuddle in public but if you try and make a move on me thats a no-no. I dont wanna catch your cooties, and we all know that kissing leads to pregnancy so thats out of the question too."

This where you hooked her young brother. You're thinking with your head and playing off of her coyishness. Keep up with your lessons and I'll make it a point to check in on you periodically.

You're making me proud.

 

[JesterX]

this line is gold all chicks i send it too give me a reply.

Me
Hi. Saw your profile and was wondering if you were as cool as you are beautiful. Message me back.