Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Dunno about the girls being easy, I just know if they just signed up a week or 2 ago, they're easier to influence than a girl whose been on myspace for a long while who is well seasoned on getting weekly flirts from guys.Originally posted by Wiesman44
if they are fat / ugly and respond to your email with little or no effort on your part, they just wanna be rammed really hard.
Hot girls don't need myspace. Attractive women don't use it. Girls w/o problems don't use it to date.
All AFC dudes use it b/c they won't approach on their own. Girls know this.
A-FVCKIN'-MEN!Originally posted by Wiesman44
if they are fat / ugly and respond to your email with little or no effort on your part, they just wanna be rammed really hard.
Hot girls don't need myspace. Attractive women don't use it. Girls w/o problems don't use it to date.
All AFC dudes use it b/c they won't approach on their own. Girls know this.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Oh the luxury of living vicariously through your "friend". It must be wonderfully fulfilling to be a buddy to the king of MySpace.Originally posted by reyalp
my old roommate from way back when uses myspace and he probably gets more ass than you do.
Ask them? Its the net....Not like they can slap you. Still i get off myspace and out into the real world. Its more fun!Originally posted by Juan_Man
On Myspace, how do you know which girls just want sex?
Had you not responded with an uncultured personal affront, I would have been willing to discuss Myspace further with you.Originally posted by KarmaSutra
Oh the luxury of living vicariously through your "friend". It must be wonderfully fulfilling to be a buddy to the king of MySpace.
Do you have any experience with women or are they straight out of fantasy land in Penthouse Forum?
Perhaps I was a bit harsh but explain how your buddy taggin' online a$$ is going to help you get experience with women?Originally posted by reyalp
Had you not responded with an uncultured personal affront, I would have been willing to discuss Myspace further with you.
Well that's an understandable query.Originally posted by KarmaSutra
Perhaps I was a bit harsh but explain how your buddy taggin' online a$$ is going to help you get experience with women?
I don't see the correlation? Please show me my friend . . .
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.