So 'round this time in the summer I start getting kinda horny. I'm shooting for my "40 by 40" notch count achievement and I was in the very low 30s so I wanted to use the horny opportunity to get those notches up a little, because lately I'd been apathetic about screwing new ones and my last new-girl screw was in January.
So starting about 2 weeks ago I spammed the dating sites with intro emails. Sent out probably 200 in the past 2 weeks. Made my profiles extremely sexual. The POF one gives me a lay for every 100 or so emails I send out. OKC I don't send out many emails but amped up the profile and continually changed it over days so it would pop me up on the recent-activity list. AFF I have a grandfathered account from the early 2000s which lets me send a certain number of free emails per day with no subscription.
So I had a drinks date with a southern chick, 30, on Tuesday. Very cute face, very. Little chubby though. We made out up against her car afterward but she refused to invite me to her place. She texted 15 minutes after we left, wanted a second date but I refused, telling her that I don't go out again with girls who don't put out on the first date. She was upset but oh well, live and learn. "Pass the p*ssy forward" as I say and she's be more likely to put out sooner with the next guy.
Wednesday night I hung out with one of my current girlfriends I've been seeing for 6 months. Had sex, standard decent sex.
Had a Thursday date lined up with a chick who responded to my spams on AFF, I sent them kind of blindly so only her body was shown in her pics. I figured with a decent body like hers I could get past the face thing if it was bad. Bad idea. Her profile said she was 41.
So Thursday I was prepping for my meeting with the AFF chick when another southern chick from POF -- late 30s, who I'd rejected before the first date because she didn't seem sexual enough -- invited me over to screw. Like literally texted me, inviting me over right now to screw. Said she'd "never done that before" but that she wanted me to know she was a sexual person. Ha.
So I went over there, girl is sort of trashy southern, 5 face but great, thin 8 body.. we had some good afternoon sex, then I told her I had to leave to "finish up some work." Only ever dated one southern girl before and here were dates with 2 in one week.
Then I drove up to the resort where the AFF chick was staying. Walked into her hotel room and omfg she was truly the ugliest woman I'd ever seen. And about 10 years older than her profile said. Body was ok, but didn't make up for that face.
But I managed to bang it out, not exactly super erect, but hey, I'm adding to my count here. Didn't come. We actually had a really great chat afterward until midnight when I said I had to leave. Never really chatted at length with a chick that unattractive but she was cool.
Then the next night (Friday) I had a drinks date with a chick who had contacted me from OKC, late 30s recently divorced. I mean really recently. Cute face but her pics were a little on the chub side. Her profile said she'd lost weight since they were taken so I thought "ok good enough."
Met up, she was indeed slimmer than in her pics. Clearly got chubby in her marriage, divorced her husband, and was slimming down. Went to three bars. She "bounced" me from bar to bar LOL. She was a huge drinker and put away shots and encouraged me to drink more. We split most bills, I think I paid a little more than she over the evening but didn't feel like I was being taken advantage of so that was fine.
Went back to her place and really banged it out. Quite good sex actually. She was like a porn star in bed, dirty talk, begging for me to come, the whole nine yards. I did. Then I fell asleep.
Next night (Saturday) we went out for appetizers and banged it out again. I didn't come, said I couldn't stay because of late-night work and left. Actually I needed to get some "me-time" because I'd not had 30 seconds to do my own thing and relax since Tuesday.
On the way home, both the AFF woman and the POF afternoon-sex girl texted and asked what was I up to. It was about 10PM by that time. Told the AFF chick sorry, then I went over to the POF girl's place and we boned. Didn't come, too tired. Spent the night.
Next morning (today) we boned again and I finally came. Dozed and snuggled for hours. Then we went out for lunch and had mimosas. Chatted it up. Later today the 6-month girlfriend called and wanted to hang out but I was so tired I fell asleep while texting her. Now I'm chilling by myself at my office.
So you might be wondering why I never take them back to my place. Fact is, for the past couple of months I've been sleeping on an ex's couch because business dropped off earlier in the year. I have to pay part of the rent and have sex with her (and pretend to like it) every week or so to stay there. :yes: Do any of these chicks know this? No.
So starting about 2 weeks ago I spammed the dating sites with intro emails. Sent out probably 200 in the past 2 weeks. Made my profiles extremely sexual. The POF one gives me a lay for every 100 or so emails I send out. OKC I don't send out many emails but amped up the profile and continually changed it over days so it would pop me up on the recent-activity list. AFF I have a grandfathered account from the early 2000s which lets me send a certain number of free emails per day with no subscription.
So I had a drinks date with a southern chick, 30, on Tuesday. Very cute face, very. Little chubby though. We made out up against her car afterward but she refused to invite me to her place. She texted 15 minutes after we left, wanted a second date but I refused, telling her that I don't go out again with girls who don't put out on the first date. She was upset but oh well, live and learn. "Pass the p*ssy forward" as I say and she's be more likely to put out sooner with the next guy.
Wednesday night I hung out with one of my current girlfriends I've been seeing for 6 months. Had sex, standard decent sex.
Had a Thursday date lined up with a chick who responded to my spams on AFF, I sent them kind of blindly so only her body was shown in her pics. I figured with a decent body like hers I could get past the face thing if it was bad. Bad idea. Her profile said she was 41.
So Thursday I was prepping for my meeting with the AFF chick when another southern chick from POF -- late 30s, who I'd rejected before the first date because she didn't seem sexual enough -- invited me over to screw. Like literally texted me, inviting me over right now to screw. Said she'd "never done that before" but that she wanted me to know she was a sexual person. Ha.
So I went over there, girl is sort of trashy southern, 5 face but great, thin 8 body.. we had some good afternoon sex, then I told her I had to leave to "finish up some work." Only ever dated one southern girl before and here were dates with 2 in one week.
Then I drove up to the resort where the AFF chick was staying. Walked into her hotel room and omfg she was truly the ugliest woman I'd ever seen. And about 10 years older than her profile said. Body was ok, but didn't make up for that face.
But I managed to bang it out, not exactly super erect, but hey, I'm adding to my count here. Didn't come. We actually had a really great chat afterward until midnight when I said I had to leave. Never really chatted at length with a chick that unattractive but she was cool.
Then the next night (Friday) I had a drinks date with a chick who had contacted me from OKC, late 30s recently divorced. I mean really recently. Cute face but her pics were a little on the chub side. Her profile said she'd lost weight since they were taken so I thought "ok good enough."
Met up, she was indeed slimmer than in her pics. Clearly got chubby in her marriage, divorced her husband, and was slimming down. Went to three bars. She "bounced" me from bar to bar LOL. She was a huge drinker and put away shots and encouraged me to drink more. We split most bills, I think I paid a little more than she over the evening but didn't feel like I was being taken advantage of so that was fine.
Went back to her place and really banged it out. Quite good sex actually. She was like a porn star in bed, dirty talk, begging for me to come, the whole nine yards. I did. Then I fell asleep.
Next night (Saturday) we went out for appetizers and banged it out again. I didn't come, said I couldn't stay because of late-night work and left. Actually I needed to get some "me-time" because I'd not had 30 seconds to do my own thing and relax since Tuesday.
On the way home, both the AFF woman and the POF afternoon-sex girl texted and asked what was I up to. It was about 10PM by that time. Told the AFF chick sorry, then I went over to the POF girl's place and we boned. Didn't come, too tired. Spent the night.
Next morning (today) we boned again and I finally came. Dozed and snuggled for hours. Then we went out for lunch and had mimosas. Chatted it up. Later today the 6-month girlfriend called and wanted to hang out but I was so tired I fell asleep while texting her. Now I'm chilling by myself at my office.
So you might be wondering why I never take them back to my place. Fact is, for the past couple of months I've been sleeping on an ex's couch because business dropped off earlier in the year. I have to pay part of the rent and have sex with her (and pretend to like it) every week or so to stay there. :yes: Do any of these chicks know this? No.