Onion AFC-baiting piece on the money

[Nighthawk]

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/any_friend_of_yours_is_a

 

[Docs]

No thanks are necessary. I'm just happy I helped reveal her true character before you got too close and ended up getting hurt. And by the way, if you want to see pictures of her naked, I totally had my camera phone going on the sly

I don't even mind that a lot of the women you're friends with aren't that good-looking. If you respect them as your platonic friend, I'm more than capable of looking past the surface and seeing them as the potential piece of ass they are inside.

Lol....just lol... :crackup:

 

[MuayThai]

I'll go out of my way for any woman who's truly important to you. If they're good enough for you, they're good enough for me to take around town, get drunk, maneuver home to my place, and have sex with. I'm willing to extend that same courtesy to literally any female you bring into my field of vision.

Ooohhh..

I like to be hard on the afc's but ****, that's heartless as ****.

 

[Bonhomme]

Great! :crackup:

 

[Augie]

:woo: :rockon: :yes: :kick:

 

[Flabbergasped?]

Your sister, rofl.