"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Oneitis meet Fate

nocturnal2

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Fellow forum members, I was locked in a fierce battle with oneitis in the summer of 2005 with the most perfect women on the face of the earth. Everything about her was magnetic. Her smile, her body language, her voice... everything. We flirted for a long time and I finally got enough courage to ask for her number... she declined. Cool. Can't change that. It's been two years since I've seen her... until NOW. I was eating spaghettios this afternoon when for some unknown reason I decided to look out my front window. And there she was. Almost on command. She was walking up to the house across the street from me. I don't know if that was her friend's house or what, but somebody she knows lives there. Now what are the odds of me looking out my window and seeing my dream girl? Minute. This has to be a sign.

I was in a relationship, but after this occurrence I called up my G/F and broke it off. This was destiny. The girl I REALLY want was at my fingertips once again. I hurried to my back room and grabbed a pair of binocs and got her license plate number and noticed in her car she had a green tree air freshener. I'll keep that in mind for future reference. I figure I'll be able to get into contact with her again. I think this was meant to be. I know she turned me down the first time, but for some reason I always felt like she liked me... and I think this is the beginning of something wonderful.

For those of you with oneitis, don't give up. You guys say you've gotten over it... maybe so. But if fate has anything to say about it... Cupid will throw his arrow again when you least expect it.

Come hell or high water, I will get this girl.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Vulpine

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Welcome to the forum, nocturnal2, and, welcome to my ignore list.
 

nocturnal2

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What? Wow I thought you'd be happy for me.

Rarely does oneitis work out. It might this time.
 

lookyoung

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WTF is up with all these trolls.... It seems everyone that has signed on in april is a troll. GATES AT SOSUAVE SHOULD BE CLOSED.
 

nocturnal2

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I'm not a troll. This happened. I'm in love with this girl. And for some reason she just can't stay out of my life. It's a sign and I'm going to do something about it.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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"I hurried to my back room and grabbed a pair of binocs and got her license plate number and noticed in her car she had a green tree air freshener. I'll keep that in mind for future reference."

sounds to me like you are/going to be stalking her.
 

Rebound Material

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nocturnal2 said:
I was in a relationship, but after this occurrence I called up my G/F and broke it off.
dood...what the FCUK?!....
 

Byezbozhniy

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He must be lying, simply because no-one as freaky as him could possibly get a girlfriend ... unless she's fat.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Big-J

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nocturnal2 said:
I'm not a troll. This happened. I'm in love with this girl. And for some reason she just can't stay out of my life. It's a sign and I'm going to do something about it.
Mmmm... I can smell the despiration...

That rhymes with Masturbation...

Move the hell on, or you'll be doing plenty of both.
 
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