One of those AWh0re minor who just turned 18... I asked for her number.

[verysuave]

Ever wonder if these youngins are just messin with you specially when they keep telling you when they are turning 18.

Well, i work with this girl.. who supposedly just turned 18 (she's hot, cheerleader, brunette, tall).. she would tell all the guys in the store that "oh its my bday,im not a minor anymore bla bla bal"

I was always a d1ck to her and tease her about being a minor

To make LONNGG short (timeframe: 2-3 weeks)
Anyway, everytime i work with her before and after her bday that, she would say something like "hey, im not a minor anymore!" (i know she tells these to other guys) and i would respond with like.. "really? I need to see your drivers license first if you want to make a believer out of me"

HB: "but it's in my car"
ME: "Your identification needs to be with you at all times"
ME: "don't worry, you are still my favorite minor.. until you turn 18"
HB: "I'll show you"

sooo

yesterday, she came into work through my check out line (i work at grocery store as a checker)

Me: "hows my favorite minor in the store doing"
HB: "im 18 =).. I can do all kinds of legal things now"
Me: "yeah, like what?"
HB: "buy cigaretes, watch porn etc etc"
Me: "porn actually didnt cross my mind till you brought it up (surcastically)... yeah, and what else?"
HB: "date older guys, bla bla, i've already dated one when i was a minor"


She busts out her Driver's license and shows that she ain't no minor anymore.
my response:

Me: "hey, you really aren't a minor anymore, OMG You should give me your number then (I said this infront of other people and coworkers)
HB : (she didn't say anything, she just had this I CANT BELIEVE HE SAID THAT facial expression on her face... kinda like that offended look)

We'll see where this goes...

I just want to set this example as guide/template for the rest of you guys if my teasing and being a d1ck to her worked on this attention wh0r3.

I also love when I tease her about being a minor infront of other girls I work with because she respond back with
"I AM NOT A MINOR ANYMORE" like loud LOL.. and everyone would hear it

 

[Igetit!]

How long had you been teasing this girl before you asked for her number?
And how old are you?

 

[New2Town]

He's 45 :crackup:, j/k.

 

[jigga23]

Dude you didnt accomplish sh1t. Shes going to resent you for embarassing her in front of everyone and bustin on her that much. She is really going to start fvcking with you now. Gurantee you will never fvck this girl let alone go on a date with her. She will bring dudes in front of you to make you jealous or something. You are teasing her but in her mind you are making fun of her and bashing her ego. You need to learn how to tease and disqualify better. She will go else where to get her ego boost. You can bust on AW's for only so long before they say fvck you.

 

[verysuave]

Dude you didnt accomplish sh1t. Shes going to resent you for embarassing her in front of everyone and bustin on her that much. She is really going to start fvcking with you now. Gurantee you will never fvck this girl let alone go on a date with her. She will bring dudes in front of you to make you jealous or something. You are teasing her but in her mind you are making fun of her and bashing her ego. You need to learn how to tease and disqualify better. She will go else where to get her ego boost. You can bust on AW's for only so long before they say fvck you.

fist of all you Effing troll, I NEVER SAID I ACCOMPLISHED SHIET. I NEVER CLAIMED THAT. I just said, we'll see where it goes. You goddam effing internet troll

 

[verysuave]

im 24. BTW, jigga, u are worst than a troll. Ur an ape

 

[Igetit!]

Hey man,Jigga23 is right.That part about you can only bust and tease a girl for so long is on the dot correct.That's why I asked how long had you been teasing her before you asked for her number. That was one problem I saw. Another was you asking for the number in front of other people. Even if the girl liked you and was totally into you,by you asking in front of other people,she still would have said no because she doesn't want to appear too easy in front of other people. Either of these two mistakes would explain the "shocked" look on her face when you went for the number.

 

[verysuave]

i just kinda threw it out there you know like as if i didn't care. Nobody would give anybody their number out while infront of people they know (i knew that from the start). That's because i really don't care if she gives it or not. it would be alot creepier if i had asked if it was just me and her and it would just be awkward next time i see her

If she brings it up to me next time about her number, then thats a PLUS if not, then oh well. At least there wouldn't be any awkwardness

As for the busting her balls part, it wasn't really busting or a negging.. it was more of a PLAY full teasing. I never negged her.. maybe a little scratch on the surface like.. "hey, u got a dry spot on your face" and that was about it.

 

[Flabbergasped?]

verysuave, you clearly have no game.

If you know how to get a number, there should be no awkwardness. You're making excuses for why you didn't isolate before you ask for her number.

Also, this is a unspoken rule I learned from experience. If you're teasing someone hardcore, it can't be about one thing repeatedly. It'll get stale if the only thing you playfully tease her on is being a minor. You should switch it up. It sounds to me like you've been making fun of her for being a minor for weeks. That's not going to get you laid.

Anyway, you've already ****ed up your chances, so just live your own life and realize she's ****ing two guys as we speak because she's legal.

 

[AKA FLEX]

verysuave, you clearly have no game.

If you know how to get a number, there should be no awkwardness. You're making excuses for why you didn't isolate before you ask for her number.

Also, this is a unspoken rule I learned from experience. If you're teasing someone hardcore, it can't be about one thing repeatedly. It'll get stale if the only thing you playfully tease her on is being a minor. You should switch it up. It sounds to me like you've been making fun of her for being a minor for weeks. That's not going to get you laid.

Anyway, you've already ****ed up your chances, so just live your own life and realize she's ****ing two guys as we speak because she's legal.

Agreed. Someone (likely more than one person) beat you to this chick. The world is full of 18-year-old hotties ready to christen their new legality, though, so find another one if that's what turns you on!

 

[TheBucketOfTruth]

Stop hating on the guy. He purposely said it in front of everyone in a joking way. He wasn't actively trying to get her phone number, but I suppose that could be an unexpected by-product of that interaction (unlikely).

 

[falcon814]

<--- similar situation recently with an underage girl

Teasing, flirting etc, she never discloses her age. A week or 2 later I find out that she is 15

Full speed backpaddle!! And another one bites the dust!


Fvckin hormones in milk these days :cuss:

lol Ud still hit it.

Just make sure you kill her after ur done.

 

[verysuave]

verysuave, you clearly have no game.

If you know how to get a number, there should be no awkwardness. You're making excuses for why you didn't isolate before you ask for her number.

Also, this is a unspoken rule I learned from experience. If you're teasing someone hardcore, it can't be about one thing repeatedly. It'll get stale if the only thing you playfully tease her on is being a minor. You should switch it up. It sounds to me like you've been making fun of her for being a minor for weeks. That's not going to get you laid.

Anyway, you've already ****ed up your chances, so just live your own life and realize she's ****ing two guys as we speak because she's legal.

seriously i dont care what you think. Whatever happens happens. Another internet geek here making a statement.

"omg, you didnt do any c1 c2 crap, you will fail." dumbass internet geek mystery wanna be

 

[verysuave]

Agreed. Someone (likely more than one person) beat you to this chick. The world is full of 18-year-old hotties ready to christen their new legality, though, so find another one if that's what turns you on!

SOMEONE DID ALREADY BEAT ME TO THIS CHICK. LIKE, YEARS BEFORE ME NO EFFING SHIET. SHE EVEN SAID DURING OUR LAST ENCOUNTER TO MY EFFNG FACE. AND THE SAME TO EVERYONE'S MOMS HERE.., YOUR DAD WAS BEATEN BY OTHER DUDES before your effing dad got your mom pregnant which is how you effing internet trolls came to the world

 

[verysuave]

Hey man,Jigga23 is right.That part about you can only bust and tease a girl for so long is on the dot correct.That's why I asked how long had you been teasing her before you asked for her number. That was one problem I saw. Another was you asking for the number in front of other people. Even if the girl liked you and was totally into you,by you asking in front of other people,she still would have said no because she doesn't want to appear too easy in front of other people. Either of these two mistakes would explain the "shocked" look on her face when you went for the number.

i was just teasing her. I was never really IN IT for the number. I never showed interest like "when you turn 18, we should hang out and do crap"

As for asking her number infront of people, again, for the 1 millionth time, I ALREADY KNEW THE ANSWER WAS GOING TO BE A "NO" because she would look easy, but i did it anyway. So, next time i see her at work, to see if she will bring something up to me about that. As they ALL did in the past.

1. Asking for a number from a chick is easy, i can just go up to any chick and ask them for it. And you trolls here say I don't have game because i can't play direct game? gimme a break.

 

[I.A.F.Y.B.]

Hahahaha. You tease her and act like a d!ck to her for being a minor. Now, that she is 18 she just wants to throw it back in your face. Fvcking all other guys but you!! She is already fvcking with your head...

 

[Rebound Material]

Stop hating on the guy. He purposely said it in front of everyone in a joking way. He wasn't actively trying to get her phone number, but I suppose that could be an unexpected by-product of that interaction (unlikely).

I agree give him a break. We all don't know exactly how he handled her in person or how bad of an AW this chick is. Not following some technique precisely doesn't mean that you completely don't have game fyi.

 

[jigga23]

who you talkin sh1t to verysuave? Im trying to help you. STFU and go bag my grocerys chump. I like my milk in a plasitc bag while you are at it.

 

[verysuave]

if you're lucky, ill take my car to the gas station you work at and have you wash it

 

[DonGorgon]

Not Smooth At All .... Good Luck