"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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One of my friends need help

zack77766

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Ok, he's actually a teammate, but he asked me if I had someone and I told him I had several prospects. Then he just asked if I knew anyone and if I could hook him up. Im just thinking about giving him 2 or 3 tips on how to deal with girls. Any good ideas on what I should say?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Is he an actual AFC, or just wants a girl off of you?
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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zack77766 said:
.. Any good ideas on what I should say?
Wouldn't it make sense to find out if he actually has a problem attracting women and what the problem may be before providing answers?
 

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"Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime"

Don't hook him up with any women, show him how to get women's numbers.
 
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