One night in cougar town

[thelastmanonearth]

Well I'm taking the plunge, I've been cornered by a cougar and offered to meet for drinks at a bar tonight. She immediately offered up her number to start txting me after the initial messages on the dating site (she contacted me first).

Her: Hey there

Me: Who is this?

Her: (Cougar) from that fat chick free dating site

Me: Hey (Cougah) -attach a selfie

Her: How goes it?

Her: How goes it?

Yes she double txted

Me: Eating some home made chili I'm good.

Her: MMm Yum that sounds awesome

Me: It is and spicy, how are you this evening?

Her: Outstanding ..sorry just eating dinner myself .. salad lol

Her: Did I lose ya?

Yup I fell asleep hahaha... I read the message just ignored it was busy

Her: Good morning

Me: Sorry I didn't reply last night I fell asleep long day. Good morning to you also.

Her: That's fine

Me: Staying warm?

Her: Lol trying ..freezing

Me: No kidding! Global warming... where?

Her: lol

Me: I'm ready for the weekend already how about you?

Her: I am ..this actually is the my Friday

Me: Well don't party to hard you have a date with me at the (place I chose to meet her)

Her: lol

Me: (Name of hic town bar I'm taking her)I have a bud that lives thar and we like to tark bout sturf.

Her:lol

Me:

Her: (Sends a pic wearing just a t-shirt laying on a bed pulling the front of it down over her crotch, she's pretty fit only shows her age in her neck and face)

Her: wat up

It's 12:30am I'm asleep didn't read it

next day

Me: I liked the photo you sent me last night

Her: So sorry ..drunk texting ;(

Me: Well it was pretty hot, no need to be sorry.

So I'm meeting her tonight, I haven't been on a date with an older woman since High School. I might try to seal the deal tonight if we click but I'm entering some new territory. If all goes well I'm going to recommend we go back to her place for a night cap. I've been looking for cougar game all over the place with only a few crap tips on how to let her dominate in bed and tips for college age guys trying to score I'm way beyond that. I'm not going to play any games with her, I'm just going to have fun and do me tonight, if she's game all the better.

 

[samspade]

Sounds like she's yours to lose. Get in there.

 

[Atom Smasher]

OP, how old are you, just out of curiosity?

 

[thelastmanonearth]

Old enough to know better but young enough not to care Atom Smasher.

 

[Atom Smasher]

So 16?

 

[thelastmanonearth]

She called off the date due to weather. My age is not your concern Atom Smasher but if you need to know for some moderator reason feel free to PM me and I'll send you a birth cert.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Last Man on Earth,
Your age does give relevance to your Post,nothing to do with control!

 

[Bokanovsky]

How old is the "cougar"? Old enough to be your mother? Grandmother?

 

[thelastmanonearth]

I'm almost mid thirties she is 43. I'm holding off on contacting her until I know for certain she won't have an excuse like some iced up roads to flake. Between now and then I'm hoping to get some more pics plus another 40 something contacted me but I'm not trying to spin plates with cougars just yet. When the time comes I'm going to knock the dust off that P though.

 

[syemour]

She called off the date due to weather. My age is not your concern Atom Smasher but if you need to know for some moderator reason feel free to PM me and I'll send you a birth cert.

chill out bro

 

[Atom Smasher]

OP, I was asking in order to facilitate the discussion you had started.

Now that I see what a nice guy you are, I'll inform you that I need you to put your age in your profile immediately so I don't have to delete your posts. Read the rules stickied above.