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Uchitel, 36, and Hahn, 26, married in Nevada in early October.
You're doing it wrong my friend, YOU'RE the one who's supposed to be 10 years older, not her.
 

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Von_S said:
You're doing it wrong my friend, YOU'RE the one who's supposed to be 10 years older, not her.
LOL the details are totally fubar.

Thing is though, this dude is a 10 in most girls book..former college football player etc..he could seemingly have his pick of poon but choses a used up haggard thing to impregnate.

One of the most troubling aspect of the current age is the hb 10 AFC...he is truly a problem...chicks will flock to him over an hb 8 potential steve jobs anyday.
 

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Dear Burroughs,
The word Twaat,presumably pronounced "Twot",as in "What" is one I haven't heard for half a Century,is it still in currency,wherever you hang your hat?....All the Best,Scarra.
 

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Scara...yunno it just occurred to me so I wrote it...I spend a ton of time immersed in music..most of it in late 70s and early 80s hardcore for inspiration...Bad Brains, Black Flag etc...some of their relic foulness must have rubbed off along with the Hunter S Thompson I throw down once in a while.
 

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Von_S said:
You're doing it wrong my friend, YOU'RE the one who's supposed to be 10 years older, not her.
Indeed. Calling it now, they'll be divorced inside a couple years.
 

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The real issue isn't that this wasted cvnt's marriage will crash and burn (it will sooner rather than later)...it's that normal chicks (ie slvts not yet outed on national television) will see this sh!T and believe that since this ****tail waitress Tiger ho can pick up a former college football player 10 years younger to marry that 'she' aka 'normal chick' is ENTITLED TO FAR MORE...

Thus the hb 5 chick who already wants an 8 guy will now want a 10 guy along with an army of her fatty sisters.

Now as a man you should never give a flying fvck what a woman thinks..but this sort of insanity muddies the already polluted dating waters significantly.
 

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How funny would it be if the child turned out to be black?
 

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That girl is a pathetic mess, and this poor tool has no clue what he's in for.

I guess we all have to learn the hard way! The school of hard knocks has allowed me to recognize those types a mile away.

She's good eye candy, thats about it.
 

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better him then me!
 

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Burroughs said:
The real issue isn't that this wasted cvnt's marriage will crash and burn (it will sooner rather than later)...it's that normal chicks (ie slvts not yet outed on national television) will see this sh!T and believe that since this ****tail waitress Tiger ho can pick up a former college football player 10 years younger to marry that 'she' aka 'normal chick' is ENTITLED TO FAR MORE...

Thus the hb 5 chick who already wants an 8 guy will now want a 10 guy along with an army of her fatty sisters.

Now as a man you should never give a flying fvck what a woman thinks..but this sort of insanity muddies the already polluted dating waters significantly.
The difference is that an hb5 ain't going to be rocking a body like that. Yeah this chick is definitely a tramp but by most guys' standards, she's got a pretty rocking body. That's why Tiger Woods was hitting that and he's about as high value a guy as they come. It's not like Tiger was a desperate AFC without options, you know?

As for the poor chump who's with her now, this is just another case of a guy's junk overriding his brain.
 

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Lexington said:
The difference is that an hb5 ain't going to be rocking a body like that. Yeah this chick is definitely a tramp but by most guys' standards, she's got a pretty rocking body.
Oh no doubt.

And I'm sure she's a good fvck as well...filthy sh!t yunno.

And no the hb5 is never going to look like rachel. But 90% of the girls I know watch TMZ..its a variety doctors, receptionists, all levels of education and status...chicks watch this rachel chick get married and they calculate...they consider her damaged (not her hotness, chicks ignore another girls hotness if its a threat) and then they elevate THEIR OWN PERCEIVED VALUE..

Now granted we as men don't have to give a fvck about this. We go for what we like.

..but a whole nation of entitled women watching tmz and seeing tigers old jumpoff landing a ex college football player definitely gets the hamster brain moving in the wrong direction.
 

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Rollo Tomassi said:
How funny would it be if the child turned out to be black?
Well Tiger did win a tournament recently so...... :)
 

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Rollo Tomassi said:
How funny would it be if the child turned out to be black?

I'd be lying if I said the thought hand't crossed my mind.
 

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i suppose i'm spoiled rotten but that body is not "rocking" whatsoever she's just not fat. she has no tone at al. and look at those damn platpus feet. i can't work with that ****.
 

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backbreaker said:
i suppose i'm spoiled rotten but that body is not "rocking" whatsoever she's just not fat. she has no tone at al. and look at those damn platpus feet. i can't work with that ****.
stop picking on the elderly :yes:
 

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I mean she isn't ugly or anything but that's not what i would classify as a "rocking" body. that's a woman who is in her mid 30's who has happened to now blow up yet.

hell look all her clothes, they are all looking like they are on an espodie of survivor, just trying to make it to the next round and hold on.
 

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The thing that strikes you about this case is how little time it took one of tigers old jumpoffs to land a husband...10 years younger, former athlete etc..

Now would a 36 year old male with rachel's baggage be able to land a 26 year old trophy wife as quickly?

I wonder.
 
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