"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

One Last Post

Crazy Asian

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 29, 2007
Messages
1,060
Reaction score
9
Age
34
So there is this girl that i'm in love with. She sits in 2 of my classes but i don't think she ever notices me. Once she even asked me for a pencil to borrow. I didn't have two so i gave her mine and was left nothing to write with.

She is so perfect, and there is nobody else in the world that is as great as her. She is like a god. she is sort of fat, like 170 pounds, but she's the only girl thats ever given me any attention or has even looked at me.

Maybe if on Monday i give her a bunch of chocolate and a love letter she'll see that i am a great guy and fall in love with me.

Should I go for it?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

Read more...

Maxtro

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 6, 2004
Messages
3,198
Reaction score
31
Location
Kalifornicatia
LOL I don't know where to begin. I'll try.

#1 Wrong forum, go back to high school
#2 You can't be in love with somebody you've never talked to
#3 ROFL 170lbs and like a god. Do you mean Buddha? :crackup:
#4 Don't waste your time with chocolate and a love letter. Just give her some fried chicken
#5 In what flavor do you want your Trollkibble?
 

Crazy Asian

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 29, 2007
Messages
1,060
Reaction score
9
Age
34
so what should i do to get her to fall in love with me?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

Read more...

Tenzen

Don Juan
Joined
Oct 2, 2007
Messages
155
Reaction score
2
LOL, talking to her would be a start if ur not joking. Fcukin talk to her man i dun care how much she weighs! The big chicks expect u to talk not just sit there. The fatter they are doesn't make the chicks think differently. ( I have no experience with them so some1 back me up on this) O one more thing u gave ur only pencil to a chick? WTF don't put her on the top of the pedestal. Ur life is more important then hers!
 
Top