"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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So there is this girl that i'm in love with. She sits in 2 of my classes but i don't think she ever notices me. Once she even asked me for a pencil to borrow. I didn't have two so i gave her mine and was left nothing to write with.

She is so perfect, and there is nobody else in the world that is as great as her. She is like a god. she is sort of fat, like 170 pounds, but she's the only girl thats ever given me any attention or has even looked at me.

Maybe if on Monday i give her a bunch of chocolate and a love letter she'll see that i am a great guy and fall in love with me.

Should I go for it?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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LOL I don't know where to begin. I'll try.

#1 Wrong forum, go back to high school
#2 You can't be in love with somebody you've never talked to
#3 ROFL 170lbs and like a god. Do you mean Buddha? :crackup:
#4 Don't waste your time with chocolate and a love letter. Just give her some fried chicken
#5 In what flavor do you want your Trollkibble?
 
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so what should i do to get her to fall in love with me?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LOL, talking to her would be a start if ur not joking. Fcukin talk to her man i dun care how much she weighs! The big chicks expect u to talk not just sit there. The fatter they are doesn't make the chicks think differently. ( I have no experience with them so some1 back me up on this) O one more thing u gave ur only pencil to a chick? WTF don't put her on the top of the pedestal. Ur life is more important then hers!
 
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