"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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On her rag....!!

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I'm curious...if you're dating a woman & you know when she will be on her period....do you guys avoid her that week?

I'm dating a HB7 & I knew that she was going to be on her period this week, so I avoided her most of last week & I'm avoiding her the first few days of this week.

My thinking is I want to be around her when she is feeling in a good mood, not when she is feeling like she wants to rip peoples heads off.

p.s I am aware women are really horny before & during their period
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Period blood stinks worse than anything in the world but just put a big, folded towel and enjoy the penetration.
 
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CerwinVegaFan said:
Period blood stinks worse than anything in the world but just put a big, folded towel and enjoy the penetration.
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that depends on the girl, that statement is not necessarily true.

Honestly, I don't know why dudes are afraid of chicks on their periods. You can give a chick oral if she has a tampon in, just work the c!it, you wouldn't even notice the difference. I've had period sex many times, doesn't bother me one bit. You can bang in the shower, or put down a towel. Or just hang with her and let her give you a BJ.

I haven't experienced a woman who becomes a raging maniac when she is on the rag, but I suppose they are out there.

I think you are making a mountain out of a molehill here. Periods are a natural thing, and just part of the natural process of a nice healthy and fertile woman.
 
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Rainman4707 said:
I'm curious...if you're dating a woman & you know when she will be on her period....do you guys avoid her that week?
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Hit it in the shower. A girl on her period doesn't slow me down one bit. In fact, Ive had major last minute resistance once and discovered it was because she was on the rag.

What did I do? I pulled the tampon out and put my sausage in.

Time to get your Red Belt, OP!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Crazy week is NEVER rag week... Its ALWAYS the week just before she bleeds that she begins spinning her hamster.
 
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Epimanes said:
Crazy week is NEVER rag week... Its ALWAYS the week just before she bleeds that she begins spinning her hamster.
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yea, PMS= PRE menstrual syndrome
 
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CerwinVegaFan said:
Period blood stinks worse than anything in the world but just put a big, folded towel and enjoy the penetration.
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Not if she is flowing heavy thats gross. Its not just blood its like chunks of flesh and sh!t.

You can do this at the very start, or the tail end of it. Otherwise makes sure you wear a gas mask, and possibly safety glasses if its in the middle :eek:
 
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Hit it in the shower. A girl on her period doesn't slow me down one bit. In fact, Ive had major last minute resistance once and discovered it was because she was on the rag.

What did I do? I pulled the tampon out and put my sausage in.

Time to get your Red Belt, OP!
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this, i usually only do girls in the shower when theyre on their period, plus it makes them more comfortable that way since the flow mostly stops in water
 
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On a side note, I remember my ex used to tell me she really feels disgusting during her period, I told her OK so let me "wet hump" your ass (bare **** rubs against bare asscheeks, she had a great ass), and then WHOOPS the **** slides inside her *****...I could hear her starting to moan and we both go on without saying a single word.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Not if she is flowing heavy thats gross. Its not just blood its like chunks of flesh and sh!t.

You can do this at the very start, or the tail end of it. Otherwise makes sure you wear a gas mask, and possibly safety glasses if its in the middle :eek:
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you guys are pansies. Get your red wings son, its only natural.
 
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Thanks for the advice guys. It's appreciated. I am probs making a mountain out of a molehill. I think the week before her period I will watch a movie in hers with her =):rockon:
 
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Time to get your Red Belt, OP!
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That's the funniest fvcking thing I've read all week!, lmao
 
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Time to get your Red Belt, OP!
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HaHa fu*k that. More chance of catching a std when a woman is on her rag apparently.
 
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