"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Scormus

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Is he really blue pill all along.

And does well because of his huge value - fame, money, looks.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Dear Scormus,
In the dim distant past on a thread which asked us to nominate the DJ we most admire,i suggested dear old George...Well what a dill brain he has turned into...an Arab Human rights lawyer....my goodness he has blindfolds on...down the line she will stitch him up and claim the greatest alimony ever!
 

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Clooney treats women like rental cars. He leases them for a couple years and trades them in for a new model.
 

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I can't stand that all the femcvnts are now blogging their fat ugly arses off and putting Clooney's new woman up as proof that women can have it all.
That they can focus on their careers and selfishly spurn every decent guy who shows interest and still end up with a top-shelf man.
What a joke!! This is one woman who has broken the mould, 99.9% of the rest of them are sitting at home with their cats and blogging on puahate.com.
 

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Clooney has a sixth sense for gold diggers. He got the sex he wanted without losing his ass in court. Notice the woman he's decided to settle down with isn't conventionally beautiful and she's got a decent background/resume. He's a smart dude.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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G_Govan

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Hadn't seen that, although I'm speaking in relative terms. I thought she was a bit of a butterface myself, not that I'd kick her out of bed. I thought the Keibler chick was much better, her ass is to die for.

I'm a little biased toward tall skinny chicks, not my thing.
 

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I don't know why someone like him would marry. I would have a kid early, divorce my wife. And keep shagging the finest possible thing(s) I could get in my bed. Maybe I could find a gorgeous lesbian couple that wants to bang the Cloonster or something...
 

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The dying old alone fear must be getting to him.
 

Scaramouche

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Dear Bradd,
Thanks for that...yeah he's one rooster who has stuck his neck out too far!
 

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Why all the hate? The guy's 52 years old and has probably banged more gorgeous women than we ever will in our lives. If he wants to marry an Arab lawyer, well....power to him. Hope he doesn't get hung out to dry.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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2 to1 odds says she has BPD, and that's how she got him.
 
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