"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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PLEASE.....stop feeding the loveshack female trolls!!! whether they admit that they are women or they pose as men, STOP TALKING TO THEM!!!

you guys arent really fools are u? falling for the bs of Sosilky and these other chick trolls??

i hope im not ABOVE all of you to notice how this c8nt is just a troll trying to mess things up over here

im honestly pissed at all u guys for letting this bs happen on this site
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What the Fvck are you talking about and why do I care?
 
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My Name is Nobody

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Yes, Ignore them. They sucked me into the fight over the weekend it will never happen again.
 
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Not everyone is up on who's a troll and who's not. I've barely been paying attention to the whole board raid crap tbh.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Judging from what I've just picked up over the last few replies that this thread has received is that I don't give a ****, and from the looks of it, neither should you.
 
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Probably better to not respond but pay closer attention to the new male members and get to know them better.
 
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I pretty much knew he was really a she when when she mentioned the squirting. :up:
 
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heshe or shehe?
 
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Real men don't even have the time for arguing with some middle aged women.

Everybody get out there in the real world.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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