OMG!: When Adjectives Attack, Descriptive Vocabulary Always Gets The Girl! *funny*

[Daydream Engineer]

An Azudragon Original. I wrote this when i came home drunk from a party, and went to sosuave.com, was going to delete it , but decided to post it for the humor . A drunk genius is a no-no


Tip: Start using more adjectives and descriptions when talking to girls. It triggers their emotions

I sing this 8 minute song to the beat of:

We didn't Start The flame War by Collegehumor:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543


[]First a testimonial from my good friend Pedobear ,

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We were just watching Pedobear being suave on So Suave,
While lonely caped crusader complains , banned, and is revived again,
Guru Logical Player is planning an attack, the conversion of The AFCs,
Hard Times wonders if he should turn dilly dandy or fake being gay,
Thewarrior wonders if we should lie to girls, according to DJ Damage, Al burdy says yes.

Chorus:
“ Stop the boring, Swagger up, don’t be afraid to show your verbal testosterone,
Take her sloping with your verbal snowboard on a romance avalanche,
with words make her dance on a locomotive during a valentine earthquake,
and Speaking fancy lyrics gets you both sunset surfing on a passion tsunami.
For the win, get on Spaceship Casanova, talk her into orbit, towards an orgasmic meteor shower,
hypnotize her to earth with you verb man hurricane, because when adjectives attack,
Descriptive vocabulary always gets the girl, Making their emotions swirl, feelings whirl,
and their lady brains twirl. oh snap epic pontage “

While oh my god, all other sites are about tricks, techniques, and PUAs,
Not us, like Bible Belt were are real man, action heroes, the yes, the Don Juans,
Rollo Tomassi saw an Hb 9.9 , first date, and is going out with her tonight,
and experienced Jayer is going to write about her in his field report , 850 posts strong,
No feminine” I love pink girls” on this site except for maybe PLayThing,
Kontroller X always giving good legendary gnarly advice,
College boy Maxtro posted his 2,000 helpful post the other day, yay.

Chorus:
“ oh my, Stop the boring, Swagger up, don’t be afraid to show your verbal testosterone,
Take her sloping with your verbal snowboard on a romance avalanche,
with words make her dance on a locomotive during a valentine earthquake,
and Speaking fancy lyrics gets you both sunset surfing on a passion tsunami.
For the win, get on Spaceship Casanova, talk her into orbit, towards an orgasmic meteor shower,
hypnotize her to earth with you verb man hurricane, because when adjectives attack,
Descriptive vocabulary always gets the girl, Making their emotions swirl, feelings whirl,
and their lady brains twirl. oh snap epic pontage “

Richie rich Damascus always carrying his sword Avion,
thinks its all about being adorable and nice, so sad,
While Solomon is partying without his training wheels anymore,
Getting some, and ladykiller COD is right, Einstein was a player,
While El stud says no to daygame because of corrupt cops,
Scars approached her , tells her come lay with me, she tells him his a sweetheart,
succeeded , gold star, and I give him an internet beer and three cheers,
Nyah, nyah, nyah, we hates trolls, they always telling Luke Skywalker to go away.

Chorus:
“oh my, Stop the boring, Swagger up, don’t be afraid to show your verbal testosterone,
Take her sloping with your verbal snowboard on a romance avalanche,
with words make her dance on a locomotive during a valentine earthquake,
and Speaking fancy lyrics gets you both sunset surfing on a passion tsunami.
For the win, get on Spaceship Casanova, talk her into orbit, towards an orgasmic meteor shower,
hypnotize her to earth with you verb man hurricane, because when adjectives attack,
Descriptive vocabulary always gets the girl, Making their emotions swirl, feelings whirl,
and their lady brains twirl. oh snap epic pontage “

Oh my god, there a link for a free Jhonny soprano podcast,
Daddy The Pimp is quoting lessons from Fight Club,
Snow Plowman is getting inside the mind of super hotties,
Dbot is getting working girls by turning over his receipt for their numbers,
Just like Senor fingers, Pook deserves his own temple in the clouds above,
Hughman is having fun with Ok Cupid Tests, and Allure has website and a blog on blogspot.
Oh my, izza makes them juicy like pizza, master Wolf is comfortable with his tail , just kidding, imperfections,
Run for cover, here comes the parade of the master Don Juans, In the middle of the avenue,
on massive parade floats , Captain , Gansta of Love, and Phat Rabbit are mind jedi seducing
,on the second one, I see you Warrior 74, Desinova , and WC2, are on comet fire attracting,
Too busy with the ladies, missing the sign, “triple post coming up ahead”.

Here comes the formula, all present and future Casanovas, make room for the lesson, the final chorus,

Here comes the formula, all present and future Casanovas, make room for the lesson, the final chorus,

Here comes the formula, all present and future Casanovas, make room for the lesson, the final chorus,

Chorus:
Oh my, Stop the boring, Swagger up, don’t be afraid to show your verbal testosterone,
Take her sloping with your verbal snowboard on a romance avalanche,
with words make her dance on a locomotive during a valentine earthquake,
and Speaking fancy lyrics gets you both sunset surfing on a passion tsunami.
For the win, get on Spaceship Casanova, talk her into orbit, towards an orgasmic meteor shower,
hypnotize her to earth with you verb man hurricane, because when adjectives attack,
Descriptive vocabulary always gets the girl, Making their emotions swirl, feelings whirl,
and their lady brains twirl. oh snap epic pontage “[/I]

 

[WhtRbt]

wat?

 

[intrextrovert]

wut

 

[usscrum]

my head just exploded

 

[sharkbeat]

At least he didn't lie about being drunk

 

[Furyguy]

rofl dude

 

[Analyzeit]

Amazing how he can sum most of the community up in one song

hahahaha i wish i had that skill drunk, even sober would be good lol

 

[Daydream Engineer]

Amazing how he can sum most of the community up in one song

hahahaha i wish i had that skill drunk, even sober would be good lol

I was so passionate about so ssuave that night, i don't remember who said this, i copied it to notepad, this saying that helped me get an all nighter with an asian brunette with a tight ass:

5. Seize the Day
“This is your life and it’s ending one minute at a time.” This quote is a somewhat negative way to look at life, but the idea behind it is to live for the moment. Don’t put off till tomorrow, what you could do today.

And i had to write a song to thank who ever said it, but i forgot who! something about fight club...

Edit: Thank you Daddy the pimp! your advice got me some asian cuisine. Whooh!

 

[Damascus]

Richie rich Damascus always carrying his sword Avion,
thinks its all about being adorable and nice, so sad,

Do you really think the being adorable and nice is sad? Women love it when guys are nice, they are called Gentleman

 

[Unbridled_Phoenix]

Gentlemen, pay attention. I have done this my whole adult life, and this is the first time I have seen it so exposed in the light of day. Conversational prowess is an overfilled water balloon for thongs.

But don't overdo it, or you'll come off as trying to impress.

 

[Daydream Engineer]

Gentlemen, pay attention. I have done this my whole adult life, and this is the first time I have seen it so exposed in the light of day. Conversational prowess is an overfilled water balloon for thongs.

But don't overdo it, or you'll come off as trying to impress.

What do you mean mr. Phenoix? Can you explain it too me simpler, i don't understand your metaphor haha

prow·ess :

1. Superior skill or ability.
2. Superior strength, courage, or daring, especially in battle.

So is this a compliment haha?

 

[Maxtro]

LOL that was amazing. I even got a nod too

For some reason I love this part

talk her into orbit, towards an orgasmic meteor shower

What music would go best with the "lyrics?"

 

[Daydream Engineer]

LOL that was amazing. I even got a nod too

For some reason I love this part


What music would go best with the "lyrics?"

This song goes to the beat of:

We didn't Start The flame War by Collegehumor:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543

i mentioned it above Maxtro, i forgot to put a beat! you can visualize it easier


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[Scars]

Hahahahahaha. Wow, I love this dude.

 

[Daydream Engineer]

Hahahahahaha. Wow, I love this dude.

you are going to love this than:
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?p=1556669#post1556669
Post 23 and beyond haha

 

[Count Chocola]

Chorus:
“oh my, Stop the boring, Swagger up, don’t be afraid to show your verbal testosterone,
Take her sloping with your verbal snowboard on a romance avalanche,
with words make her dance on a locomotive during a valentine earthquake,
and Speaking fancy lyrics gets you both sunset surfing on a passion tsunami.
For the win, get on Spaceship Casanova, talk her into orbit, towards an orgasmic meteor shower,
hypnotize her to earth with you verb man hurricane, because when adjectives attack,
Descriptive vocabulary always gets the girl, Making their emotions swirl, feelings whirl,
and their lady brains twirl. oh snap epic pontage “

Im glad you got of your comfort zone.... viva la revolution!

 

[Black suit]

Dude, that was pretty Damn awesome! I understood it and loved it!

 

[Daydream Engineer]

Dude, that was pretty Damn awesome! I understood it and loved it!

Im glad you understood it, well done Black Suit. I am going to write another time when i feel like it. Its going to be called An Orbital Oneitis.


A preview:

...Oneitis crazy from here to the stars,
because she's a beautiful discovery,
like finding life on Mars....

 

[intrextrovert]

"This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time" is from Fight Club man. Watch/read it sometime, great move/book.

 

[Daydream Engineer]

Daydream Engineer is Azudragon's new name

Saying this in my head makes me fell like i am the kind of my own world.

flosstradamus = extremely rare and valuable

I challenge my imagination like a daydream engineer,
anesthesia, charisma, i am my own synesthesia,
i send my spaceship self into flosstradamus orbit,
and come down as an orgasmic meteor shower,
maximilian the world with my personal power,
i am my naughty avalanche, my confident tsunami,
i am my victorious earthquake, my playful hurricane,
swagger up, power up, show up mr. testosterone,
because the action hero always gets the girl.