"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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OMG! The World Is Coming To An End :(

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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i don't care if she was 100. it is another one of america's sweethearts that was a scam :cry: . much like all the broads in america are a scam. it is all lies i tell you!

yeah, you can take away my dj wings. i have just received my letter of invitation for a visa. this was the last straw. anyone want to join me? my hor banging days are over. time to find a sweet provincial girl. i suspect i will run into lms on my adventures.

sweet little marry ann. i loved that show. i am going to go burn my limited edition box set. i feel dirty just thinking of that show now. some stuff needs to be sacred. HORrific. that is what it is - HORrific.

i always liked the savages that visited the island - headhunters! those were the coolest guys. sometimes when i am in the shower (sans a broad) i speak in headhunter. oogabooga oogabooga! that is all done. oh yeah, remember when gilligan's mouth became a radio! whenever he opened his mouth you would hear the radio. ****, this is terrible.
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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