Omg Lump!

Analyzeit

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I was talking to a good friend of mine, He's got this new girl friend and she's a bit of a horny little slvt haha any way i was ripping him out today because he's a virgin and he wouldn't know what to do (sorry virgins out there haha my best tip if you don't care about how you lose it is start drinking and hang out with other people that drink haha) anyway i was just dissing him then he cracked and spilled his guts out...

Now he told me the reason he's a virgin is he has a lump on his weenie right at the top (poor bastard lol) something about an infection lump (not contagious) from when he got his wang caught in his zip (funny story yet sad haha) anyway he told me he can hide it kinda with a condom on.

He has told a doctor and he's working it out Amoxycillin and stuff but she wants to fvck now.

So i personally told him don't worry say no to Bjs go down on her then just condom it and get it inside of her before.

Would you agree with this or what would you say to him i really want to help him out he only virgin in the group??

And No it's not just me covering my penis lump up and saying i'm asking for a mate haha it's not like a care if a bunch of people i don't know, know that i have a lump, so take it seriously! haha

Thanks for the help
 

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Ew that is fvcking disgusting. Im sorry but if I was ever that girl and saw an infection lump on that guy's **** I would prolly throw up all over it.
 

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How long ago was this? It should of cleared away by now. I'm sure if he went to a doctor they could prescribe something to get rid of it, or perhaps burn or freeze the infectious lump off. I had an STI for 6 months called molluscum contagious that caused a bunch of red lumps on my pubic region. Luckily most of them went away naturally and left little to no visible scars, but unfortunately there was two lumps that stayed right on my shaft, I thought they'd go away over time but they never did so I went to the doctor and got them frozen off. Now I have no lumps just two tiny scars barely even visible on my shaft. I'm sure they would do something similar. Honestly, if I he was just straight up with his partners about it, I don't think it would be a problem. It's better than him trying to hide it then her feeling a lump and instantly thinking "OMG STD!" Know what I'm saying?
 

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haha yus, was waiting for someone to say it was my lump and be an unhelpful pr!ck, but anyway he is getting it sorted well he told me he was but he said it not going away but the doctor won't go at it with a scalpel (ouch) for a month or something till he sure the medication won't work.

I was just pretty much asking whether it's better to be open about it or hide it?
 

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Analyzeit said:
haha yus, was waiting for someone to say it was my lump and be an unhelpful pr!ck, but anyway he is getting it sorted well he told me he was but he said it not going away but the doctor won't go at it with a scalpel (ouch) for a month or something till he sure the medication won't work.

I was just pretty much asking whether it's better to be open about it or hide it?
No one would ask that if it wasn't theirs.
 

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It's not mine... it's that i'm worried stuff like that could happen to me, what do you do be open tell her or hide it?

Other then that i'm not gonna continue and arguement with you
 

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just tell your friend to make love normal style, UNDER THE BEDSHEETS! Everyone wants to imitate what they see in porn now a days basically having sex in plain view naked rather than in the bed covered with bedsheets, but remember they do it this way cause they gotta film it! in the old days the guy would be in bed naked waiting for the girl, and the girl would come out of the restroom with her hot lingerie and ask "how do you like it?" :D

Tell your friend to keep it old school. Tell him to start with kissing then him opening up the bedsheets and making the first move in getting inside the bedsheets then taking off his clothes real fast. The girl will follow his lead and as she is taking off her clothe he can put in the condom as she is taking away her shirt or whatever she won't even see his penis. If she ends up seeing all of your naked body later on then just explain the lump situation, at least you would have done her for a bit by then.
 
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