OMG I met a HB8 and just chatted with her... this is scary

[My Name is Nobody]

No , you cant save her from her psychosis or her self... in fact she will hurt you...

I met by crazy girl at a club... She is 19 years old 6feet tall built like a stripper and was wearing a cheer leader like outfit... While standing in line to go in she started chatting me up, chose me out of all the 100s of dudes trying to get at her... So i felt great.... She told me her man was in jail for attempted murder of her... and that her dad was on the run for raping her.... basically we spent all night at the club together and i followed her back to her friends place and f'ed her in her truck after her going down...

So she says she really likes me and wants to see me more ... so I see her and f her more then she starts begging and crying for me to be with her but she was very insane so i had to reverse manipulate her into letting me go... at which point she said she will always want me and I am the only guy she has not had a physiocal altercation with...

Don't tell me she is trying to bring out my "Cpt Save A ho" because if she is, the Cpt is in retirement.

 

[My Name is Nobody]

She flaked on the date tonight, and then 5 minutes later she unflaked and she wants to go now.

LOL!

 

[Shyyhs]

I am beginning to believe this is a huge sh!t test.. look what she just said:


HB8: "oh, I have some real horror stories, give me a minute and I will share"

You seriously think this is a "I was molested and abused" sh!t test? Would you want to be with someone that does these kinds of tests?

 

[reset]

Dude!

You're past this stuff man. You know what to do in situations like these.

 

[My Name is Nobody]

I'm just going out to the bar and she said she'll be there. I'm not marrying the woman.

 

[reset]

Dude you need to work on that filter. A chick who tells you up front she's been abused... even if she HAD, and she was looking to meet a decent guy because she believed she was a decent girl, then why on earth would she TELL you something like that upfront? She wouldn't want you to judge her on her past, so she wouldn't bring it up.

She brings it up=she wants your attention and can leech off of you emotionally. This is captain save-a hoe/emotional tampon scenario. Do what you gotta do but you need to think about that "King Drama" nickname. This type of situation isn't in your best interest in the long run.

Take it from there but yeah don't even consider anything serious with this chick, ever.

 

[iqqi]

Dude, it's a joke.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/dream-girl-blackjack.php

THAT is the funniest sh!t I ever read. When she got to the dragon part, I was laughing to the point where no sound was coming out. I couldn't even breath!!!

 

[iqqi]

Hey brothers! I have been chatting with her this morning, check this out! She started telling me about some other guy she is seeing and asking if I care? LOL
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MNIN: hey, I'm back. You can see who you want, why would I care about that??

HB8: I don't know, I just have not been in this situation before so i don't really know how to handle it

HB8: this is all very new to me

MNIN: It's cool, I see people too.

HB8: I didn't mean to sound like an idiot, I was trying to be nice and honest

HB8: I am just seriously very new to this and I don't know how this crap works

MNIN: You seem very honest. that's one of the reasons I sent you a message
MNIN: the honest look in your eyes

HB8: gee, thanks! never heard it like that before

MNIN: You're welcome

HB8: nice, thanks

MNIN: So are you any fun? You seem like you might be

HB8: I can be loads of fun, sometimes I am a drag though
HB8: I can get all moody

MNIN: Well then you'll have a field day with me LOL
HB8: I am sure
HB8: just a heads up I will probably be a bit quiet at first

MNIN: I don't really know, you look outgoing and fun in your pictures. Something about that smile - friendly and sweet and a little bratty.
HB8: yeah, I can be all of those things
HB8: the last one especially if I don't get my way

MNIN: lol oh yeah? I'll keep that in mind
HB8: do you smoke?

MNIN: occasionally
MNIN: you?
HB8: I am trying desperately to quit

MNIN: so what else do you want to know about me? Unless you like chilling with people you know nothing about lol
MNIN: unless that excites you

HB8: not really, what do you want to tell me?
MNIN: I guess you'll just have to find out then
HB8: well, that is usually a good way to get to know a person is to hang out with them, but if there is something you feel I desperately need to know then spill or, I will ask some questions I guess
MNIN: well

HB8: what do you do? where do you work? do you live alone? do you have any pets? Do you like your job? what kinda car do you drive? what kinda car do you WISH you drove?

MNIN: you already know about my ex wives and kids right? so as long as you're cool with that...

HB8: are you a neat freak or are you whatever where ever?
HB8: yeah, you said like 9 kids right? or was it 9 wives? I don't reacal

MNIN: LOL nah i don't have any ex wives or kids
MNIN: but let's see yeah i live alone.. yeah my job as an ass model is tough but it pays the bills...nah I'm not a neat freak..yeah i'm an animal lover... what else did you want to know?

MNIN: I drive a ferrari but it's in the shop so I'm on foot right now ;-)


HB8: how long have you been on -----?

MNIN: since new years... I'm just tired of the shallow relationships with models and actresses, so I decided to try and meet a girl on the internet.

MNIN: how about you?

HB8: I have not dated anyone since last Feb

HB8: ended badly so it took some time to get over, now i am looking to start something new but I know i am not going to find it at a bar

Sounded like a good chat, you were both funny. Once again though, that whole "what do you want to know about me"... that is SO annoying! STOP doing that.

 

[iqqi]

I have no idea can I get passed meeting her first?

THANK god you aren't as paranoid as some of the posters on this thread, lol!!! Good job.

 

[iqqi]

Because it was the first time we ever talked. And she just came out with it.

Who would do that?

I DO have to say that the OP was ridiculous... and alarming. No way she should have been so out there with all that. I don't think she is going to be good for you.

 

[My Name is Nobody]

Well, I met up with her. It's all true. She told me about it again, as if once wasn't enough. Apparently she is a walking pill mill on so many meds she can't count. She's good looking, but she wasn't trying to hook up. Probably a good thing...

Former stripper, cokehead, and who knows what else.

Are there any normal women left?

 

[iqqi]

Well, I met up with her. It's all true. She told me about it again, as if once wasn't enough. Apparently she is a walking pill mill on so many meds she can't count. She's good looking, but she wasn't trying to hook up. Probably a good thing...

Former stripper, cokehead, and who knows what else.

Are there any normal women left?

I'm not normal!!!


But in a good way.

 

[My Name is Nobody]

I'm not normal!!!


But in a good way.

You don't count. You're not trying to hook up either.

 

[iqqi]

Hahaha.

Your wit lately might change that.

Very sexy!

 

[My Name is Nobody]

Well I'm back with the 20 year old.. I messed it up the first time, but I didn't contact her for about 3 weeks and she's hanging out with me again... She's the cream of the crop out all these psychos I've been meeting.

 

[DonGorgon]

She flaked on the date tonight, and then 5 minutes later she unflaked and she wants to go now.

LOL!

She unflaked...LOL thats a new one...

 

[My Name is Nobody]

She unflaked...LOL thats a new one...

Yeah... she texted me about "not feeling well need to cancel the date"... Then I was like "no problem"..

Then 5 minutes later texting me saying "no I feel ok, let's do it"

I should have halted the plans right then but like a chump I agreed to keep the date alive.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Well I'm back with the 20 year old.. I messed it up the first time, but I didn't contact her for about 3 weeks and she's hanging out with me again... She's the cream of the crop out all these psychos I've been meeting.

Speaking of crop, isn't she the one who'd get upset if you didn't smoke weed with her?

 

[My Name is Nobody]

Speaking of crop, isn't she the one who'd get upset if you didn't smoke weed with her?

I wouldn't say upset is the word but I know that is one of the reasons she likes to hang out. I feel like it might be getting deeper than that we'll see we. We had fun this weekend, she said she missed me, blah blah.

Also I have a field report but I don't really want to start a new thread;

I bumped into my sexy dental assistant at the supermarket. We aren't stranger I always wanted to ask her out but it was weird doing in the dental place so I never did.

We made small talk and she said she "must be my stalker" I was like what?

She said she saw me at the bar last night kissing on that girl. Remember I'm in a real small town. I said something like "does that mean you won't give me your #"..

She said; "we can go out but you were with that girl"

I said; "I'm not asking you to marry me, anyway we are just friends.."

Her: "yeah right I saw you kissing did you get laid last night?"

I was frozen at this point and basically told her "no i didn't get laid"

LOL, that was bad but I made her dial my number and she wants to go out Friday. It will be weird though because she knows I have another plate already, how do I play that one?

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

...
I was frozen at this point and told her "if you must know, i did not"..

Ouch. I was proud of 'ya until this point. Dude, why is it any of her business who you are doing (or not doing)? From here on there should be no cross-talk about current prospects. Agreeing to play this game with a woman is agreeing to play a game that you will never win. It's better for her to let her own imagination bug her, women can easily do that without a guy's help.