"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Oldest Virgin Deflowered

ElChoclo

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What is the age of the oldest virgin ever deflowered by fellow DJ's. 28 years is mine. I know what you are going to say. They're not worth it too much trouble. They couldn't be much good if there was no buyer before that etc.

All true. But I suppose someone has to do it. Who am I to condemn them to a life of chastity?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by ElChoclo
I know what you are going to say. They're not worth it too much trouble.
Yep, not too mention that it is literally impossible for a man to know if a chick who says shes a "virgin" forgot to count the last 5 guys who stuck it up her ass or blew in her mouth or even had vaginal sex with her for that matter.

Personally if a b!tch was dumb enough to tell me she was a 28 year old "virgin" she instantly becomes a liar, nutjob or christian, and I wouldnt give enough of a fvck to find out which one.

This thread is moot and pointless.
 

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Originally posted by Boner da Stoner
Or you are a jealous women hating mysogonist...

popped one who was just over the mature hump here b'y!

Caught a few in my heyday as well as an AFC, once I became DJ I found a lot more girls using it to get me to sex em up faster... "they didn't even bleed"
lol a woman hating woman hater, nice one, dont worry bozo I knew what you meant.

Let me guess your hostile because there might just be a chance that all those "virgins" may not have really been virgins and my post hit a nerve, hell you were just happy you got to nail a "virgin" eh virgin hunter?

btw just for sh!ts and giggles tell me which part of my post was untrue.

Also besides being a dead lay and thinking your 4 inch tool is a monster what else draws fvck knuckle chumps like you to "virgins", whats the attraction? I'm curious about that aswell.
 
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