"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Im 17 and there's this college girl (dont know her age, 20+) whos giving me signs of interest at my work. I can easily see she's into me, shes giving me eye contact, and even acting shy around me. To add to that I have overhead her talking about me.

Shes very goodlooking and I would defiently date her, but Im stuck at the age and workplace issue.

Shes 3-5 years older than me, which I dont see as an issue, but it could be a legal issue cause im underage and shes not.

Also, shes at my work and there are pretty strict rules about fraternizing (sp?) there, and I don't now if Id get fired or what if my boss found out.

Anyone got any advice for me on what to do?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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