"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Scaramouche

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Dear Rubirosa,
I thought you were into the tiddly winks,sorry that's rhyming slang for Chinks (Chinese)?.....Gosh implants?.....I run a mile from these,horrible,so hard!,like stroking Cricket balls....I have found Asian Ladies come in three main varieties Brveast wise....Flat chested,you know,"The Chinese Woman is so refined,she has no bosom and no behind",then those with tiny nvipples that hug their Mammaries and then the real prize,those with Mango size Norks and huge sensual Nvipples...What is your slant?(No pun intended,Tee-Hee).
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Rubirosa

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Scaramouche said:
Dear Rubirosa,
I thought you were into the tiddly winks,sorry that's rhyming slang for Chinks (Chinese)?.....Gosh implants?.....I run a mile from these,horrible,so hard!,like stroking Cricket balls....I have found Asian Ladies come in three main varieties Brveast wise....Flat chested,you know,"The Chinese Woman is so refined,she has no bosom and no behind",then those with tiny nvipples that hug their Mammaries and then the real prize,those with Mango size Norks and huge sensual Nvipples...What is your slant?(No pun intended,Tee-Hee).
I like all Asian chicks, although I seem to have a preference for Koreans and Chinese....I had a girlfriend once from Taiwan...God her tits were small....but she was tall and skinny as a rail, so it wasn't that bad. A huge turn off for me are Fat chicks with small breasts......There are tons of Hispanic women here in California who have great racks, but I must say that I've played out my Latin preference....I now prefer a girl with a light, feminine smell....as you know, Asians are not "Musty"....
Therefore, the Holy Grail for me is an Asian Chick with large breasts (Natural or Fake...I actually like the hardness of fake ones........)
 
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