"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Old School Rap/Hip Hop

coacj

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Ya, but "Old School" should be 80's still. =)
Thats true but the 90's is almost forgotten and as we reach our 30's and 40's the 90's will be our new oldies
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Kristian Garcia

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Anyone ever heard of The Pharcyde before? I think they are even beter Then A Tribe Called Quest
 

MrS

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So why do you have a nickname "g unit", then?
 

g g g unit

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MrS said:
So why do you have a nickname "g unit", then?
:crackup: I was waiting for someone to post that, but this post was buried a long time ago so diggin it up was a waste of yours and my time.

Anyway to answer your question i registered with this website when i was like 14 and in the early process or puberty among other things so thats why.

Any whom with a name like MrS you shouldn't even be on this site if not you can be my *****.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ready123

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Pharcyde fan right here. along w/ the Freestyle Fellowship, those guys revolutionized LA hiphop
 
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