"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Old comrades no longer with us - who do you miss?

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Obviously the immortal Jophil should be the top of the list here.

But there are others who no longer post, and one cant help wondering what their up too.

People who only made a brief, fleeting contribution to the forum.

A young man who made an impression on me was "The Third Eye".

A previous user who I know has acheived notoriety is "Gunwitch"

A recent person is the missing list is "Dosquito"

A recent return to the forum, some would welcome, others wouldnt is "Bigneil"

Who do you remember?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Gunwitch is still around. He posted on here a few months ago to let everyone know he was out of jail and the charges were dropped.

2ndTour- He only made 38 posts and then disappeared, but I found his threads really inspiring. Here's my favorite The Rejection Collection http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=16166

Anti Dump- He came to this site after getting divorced and made some great threads. I consider him my favorite poster of all time on this site. He was another old timer who disappeared because he was sick of being attacked by teenage keyboard jockeys.

I find BigNeils threads to be really entertaining. He tells it like it is when it comes to strippers. If you wanna play then you're gonna pay.
 
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I've spent untold hours reading the Stripperweb forums. It's endlessly entertaining to see how this type (strippers and their 'custies') lives.
 
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