"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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okay this flaky chick

Michele l'Arcangelo

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i'm definitely nexting her... but i definitely want to crush her ego and her emotions.

dumb b1tch.

anyways so i see this chick every sunday. me and her knew each other since we were like 10 years old... and we dated once.

every sunady is a cultural dance practice for a big festival... i'm not in it... but my dad is... and this girl is... i HAVE to go.

so her interest is high one sunday... low the next... high one... blah blah

i dont call chicks... but she said she'll call me today (she said this 3 or 4 days ago.. and each day since)

but she doesnt.

and i know this girl already... i can read her... i'm already reasoning that she said she WAS going to call me because

1)she wants to rant about her problems again as if i'm her b1tch that cares
2)shes actually interested

and around 1am she gets back from away status on AIM... and about an hour later i msg her saying:

me: dudeee i hate you so much right now
b1tch: ok thanks considering im so pissed right now
me: <2 minutes later> how come
b1tch: long story...boy problems...nothing new
me: <another 2 minutes later> k
b1tch: well im gonna sleep this sh1t offf
b1tch: ill ttyl

<i asked "how come" 2 minutes later because i just realized something bad happened to her... and wanted to feel justified about hearing it.

then if she told me the actual story... i was going to say "actually... i really don't care." then if she says "why?"... i would have said "because i'm tired of listening to what you have to say.">

^^^but that's whats going to happen when i see her sunday... she always TRIES to talk about her problems.^^^

so i'm thinking... wow... i'm going to kick you in your f*cking ankles right now.... or this sunday when i see you.

okay... when i see her sunday... should i sit with her like i always do... and let her start talking about her problems... or should i just chill and play with the little kids and not even bother with her? (since she's the only one the same age as me)

what can i say to crush the b1tches ego/emotions?

when she starts talking about her problems... should i interrupt her and start talking about my problems and see how she likes it?... then when she shuts up... i'll shut up.. and when she starts i'll start talking... ya know.

something like:

b1tch: so about friday night...
me: <interrupting> man my back f*cking hurts right now... etc,etc

theres so many things i wanna get back at her for... for fun... and for justification... especially since i see her every sunday... her reactions for the rest of these sundays till the big festival will be golden.



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REALLY long rant... but if you're up for it... give a nice reply.

and don't forget... i know the game... i just can't focus when i'm pissed insanely.

and i know it's all jsut because a simple no-caller... but i won't tell the history.

and... This will get my back out and back into the multiple girl gaming... f*ck b1tches!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Shocker

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either ignore her completely or just fvck around with her head like you were planning.
 

shydude

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:rockon: There are many options, one is to take it seriously and maturely and tell her to shut the fcuk up, and ofcourse she will get mad at you for being a bitvh and you ignore her form then, she will ofcourse say srry in a week. Or just keep on listening to her problems like a big Puss. Or start flamming her mind with ur problems, maybe then she will realize what a BIach she was all this time. One problem-many sollutions :rockon:
 

dot

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insult every possible thing she does
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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