backbreaker
Master Don Juan
on a saturday night, and you had 20 dollars to buy something to eat... where do you go?
nothing beats drunken waffle house IMHO.
nothing beats drunken waffle house IMHO.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
okay here is a question for you... if you got drunk
- Thread starter backbreaker
- Start date
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Roberto's Taco Shop is my late night drunk stop. Carne asada steak fries soak up the booze like no other. It cures what ails ya.
Upside
Senior Don Juan
Mesa Pizza
http://www.mesapizzamn.com/
Hawaiian: Sliced virginia ham and pineapple tidbits
If I'm out on the town drinking, I pretty much have to stop by here 90% of the time.
http://www.mesapizzamn.com/
Hawaiian: Sliced virginia ham and pineapple tidbits
If I'm out on the town drinking, I pretty much have to stop by here 90% of the time.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
+1PRMoon said:
Good, cheap, greasy, deep fried Mexican food is the thing I miss most from western society.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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user43770
Guest
backbreaker said:
Waffle House is the sh1t at 3 in the morning, that's for sure.
Julius_Seizeher
Master Don Juan
House of Waffles
SmoothTalker
Master Don Juan
I wish they had Waffle House in Canada.
Definitely get some every time I'm in the Southern US.
Definitely get some every time I'm in the Southern US.
WhitePimp
Master Don Juan
The only correct answer for me is Wawa. I get a 12" chicken salad hoagie with buffalo sauce and bacon when I stumble home drunk.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Oh, dude.
Nachos. I honestly love nachos while i'm drunk.
There's actually this place called Dragon Gem, right? It's amazing. Absolutely fvcking amazing. It's like.. If Jesus became a restaurant, he would be Dragon Gem, because their food tastes divine.
Oh, man...
Nachos. I honestly love nachos while i'm drunk.
There's actually this place called Dragon Gem, right? It's amazing. Absolutely fvcking amazing. It's like.. If Jesus became a restaurant, he would be Dragon Gem, because their food tastes divine.
Oh, man...
CuriousGirl
Senior Don Juan
*high fives* Bit of mint sauce, can't go wrong.Ease said:
Although sadly I'm trying to eat healthy now.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
when i was.. 22 years old, one night i decided i ust wanted to go to the strip club, so i went to the strip club, spent some money, got **** faced drunk off white russians and jaggerbombs and i'm driving home and decide i am hungry. so then i see this taco bell, so i get a nacho bell grande and some other crap
anyway, i'm so drunk i started eating the nachos, and fell asleep with one in my mouth, hanging off the couch. how this was physically possible i have no idea but i pulled it off. the chip was logged in my throat and i developed acid reflux from that.
so, let the lesson be learned, do not go to sleep with chips in your mouth hanging up side down
anyway, i'm so drunk i started eating the nachos, and fell asleep with one in my mouth, hanging off the couch. how this was physically possible i have no idea but i pulled it off. the chip was logged in my throat and i developed acid reflux from that.
so, let the lesson be learned, do not go to sleep with chips in your mouth hanging up side down
CuriousGirl
Senior Don Juan
Hahahaha, beautiful.backbreaker said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
Krystal all the way. 4 cheese krystals, 2 krystal chicks and a chili cheese fries......
You'll feel it for the next week.
You'll feel it for the next week.
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
Nice.backbreaker said:
spider_007
Master Don Juan
grab some discusting street meat.
Rookie_son
Don Juan
1. Kebab!
2. Dirty Bird (Kfc)
3. Good pizza joint
2. Dirty Bird (Kfc)
3. Good pizza joint
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.