"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Ok, which one of you is this? Lol.

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

Read more...

trent81

Banned
Joined
May 30, 2009
Messages
409
Reaction score
13
He is sooooo right.........This guy is fuvking funny too.
 

edger

Master Don Juan
Joined
Oct 13, 2006
Messages
1,874
Reaction score
39
Location
A state in America that'll unmercifully leave you
trent81 said:
He is sooooo right.........This guy is fuvking funny too.
Yeah, he's a trip...love his imitations, haha.
 

WaterTiger

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 3, 2003
Messages
1,717
Reaction score
35
Location
Wine Country, Ca
I LOVE Skyjohn! He's very funny and bluntly honest. I've been a subscriber of his since I saw his first video.
 

OTB

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 26, 2008
Messages
581
Reaction score
17
Location
Dropping bombs on AFC strongholds in the city that
Now I know why all of you guys like him - I actually saved this video into my Favorites! :D

But for some reason, I always thought this guy was a fag... Mainly cause of the way he talks and his display of effeminate mannerisms... :crackup:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

Read more...

trent81

Banned
Joined
May 30, 2009
Messages
409
Reaction score
13
he's not gay, he's just not American, he speaks like most Western European men do. He's just a little feminine but it probably gets him lots of ass. Chicks dig the brothers too.
 
Top