Ok, on with my account of last night. It's midnight and I thank the people who were nice enough to let me, a total stranger, hang with them for a while. I bounce to a club and there I get gropped and titty-brushed what seems like a thousand times. Now I'm at the bar ordering a beer when these two little (like 4'11") cute blonde nymphs both dressed in white come up to my elbow trying to squeeze in beside me to order themselves, and the one on the right, says to me "Today, is my birthday" Now, I didn't know what she'd meant by this (buy her a drink?) and so I reframed it and said "You know, I usually don't give discounts but since it's your birthday (and I don't even know you so I don't know if I can trust you, show me your license (and sure enough she did and it showed that she'd just turned 23)) Ok, how much you pay me?" And she was shocked that I'd say such a thing and so she went on the other side of her friend and said something to her and then her friend starts opening up with me and I smile devilishly. So they stand while I sit at the bar watching about six college girls dance on it. Then she tells me were she lives (about 20 miles away) and goes to college sounding a little desparate. I tell her "You know, I'll not just some doll that you can take home and have your way with, I have feelings and desires for the right woman too. I'm not so sure you're my type, you're a little short for me, plus you haven't given me any side benefit to sleeping with you" and then she says "my friend (she's a little bit taller, maybe 5'1") will be our designated driver" and I tell them, "I have to finish my beer first."
So I take a good 10 minutes to finish it all the while she's trying to prove herself to me, they grab my hand and pull me out of the club and to their car. Now, these girls are pretty inhibriated so I tell them that I'm not so sure about either one of them's ability to drive (and I know exactly where they live due to the nature of my job I know just about every location in the northern part of my state), so I insisted they give me the keys or I'm not going to go home with them. So they give me the keys and all the way there they would Not shut the **** up like a couple of flappin' chicks. I was like "How did you girls make it to college?" So we arrived at their place, I open Their door with Their key and walk in first they take me back to their bed, tackle me and begin peeling my clothes off and I'm giving oral to one and getting oral from the birthday girl. The other rolls over and I finger her to orgasm (My studies have paid off). The birthday girl wants me to **** her but I refuse and **** her friend who I'd just gotten off. I orgasm, get up, put my clothes on and tell them that I really have to go and "who's gonna drive me back to my truck?" and they refuse to. The birthday girl is thoroughly pissed off and doesn't even want sex from her friend. I said, "If you drive me back to my truck I'll **** you in the car" and so she says, "I'm not gonna do that for you. You're an *******" and so I say "Well, I guess I'll have to call a taxi" and she says "Nooo I'll take you back" and I said "Ok, but I'm driving. You aren't getting anywhere Near the keys until I'm out of the vehicle." So she conceeds and her friend goes to sleep (satisfied). So we talk about boring stuff on the way back and it turns out that I know a school teacher that she's know since childhood (she: "Omg, Mrs. Brenan? and I say "Yeah, I'm gonna tell her what a bad girl you've become") and so we get back and we don't end up ****ing but I give her my business card - maybe she'll call, I bet she does, but if she doesn't, I don't really care).
Ok, so social proof is not necessary for the person with a lot of energy like me, but I believe that having social proof or being social in the beginning of your night, maybe at another venue, puts you in the right mood for taking on the next place of business. Thanks. Sorry you had to wait so long for the conclusion, but I made other prospective "long-term" girlfriends (one of which I think has great potential for assuming my surname - I Love the good women and despise the ho's) this afternoon.
-Brian