"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ok Let see tell how i should i handle this............

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i need advice ok i really like this girl we work together and everything and i think she likes me too were both shy which makes it a little difficult for both of us 2 do anything i have a feeling she does like me but doesnt wanna tell me i know she blushes when she around me and she always tell me to come wit her everywhere which means she likes hanging around wit me now heres the problems number 1 she said rite off the bat she doesnt have time for a boyfriend number 2 i know she likes me as a friend but i wanted to be more number 3 i dont even know if she likes me like that number 4 i tend 2 freeze when i talk to her when were by ourselves which kills me number 5 i should have never told her that i was moving until the end and last but not least my boy who is old as hell he told her i cant dance which makes it worst for my chances i really like her but i dont i even have chance it might be over by now especially if i told her i moving i hope i still have a chance wit her if only thiers way were things can be turned around it be good if u guys can tell me how and what kind of attitude should i approach her wit thnxs ...............
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Not only do you need grammar lessons (because that was really hard to read and sounded like a little kid), but you need to read (ie: TIPS is not for ASKING for them).

Noob.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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